That’s exactly where I thought this article was headed.

And instead of a talking cat, let’s have a regular cat that Sabrina only THINKS is talking to her, sort of like Son of Sam.

The only thing chilling about this is how skinny she looks in the main story picture. Yikes!

lol yes the man who penned “big pimpin’” has been down with feminism for a long time

That’s why he’s only got 2 points left. 😉

How many points does he lose because of Becky with the good hair though?

Congrats! I hope it went well.

My dad has always been extremely uncomfortable with clutter and messes. He rather obsessively loves to throw things away and clean up. Full coffee cup on the table and you go to pick up a magazine in the next room? By the time you are back, it’s empty, washed and in the dishwasher. I have many childhood school stories…

50 Cent’s mother was a lesbian as well, and has mentioned in the past that he wasn’t able to understand it as a little kid (before his mom died). He’s also a supporter of marriage and LGBT equality.

She’s the one last just lost two hundred and fifteen pounds.

Missing stuffed animals are nothing to scoff at. I had a stuffed white polar bear (he was stuffed with softer beanie baby type stuffing rather than fiber fil) when I was 7 and it was the most awesome cuddle buddy right up into my difficult high school years. He went “missing” one day and it was devastating. I found…

Rumors have had it for a while that he’s been useful to lots of people for a while. I’m just sayin’ you had a chance this whole time. *Allegedly*

Rooting for you, Mike!

Oh, both of them are getting judged here. Comments about his face, her aging process etc. None of which are relevant to a news story about someone’s divorce, but all top rated. It just feels...lazy? Or maybe I just miss the pre-Kinja days where comments had to be somewhat substantial/informative to get promoted.

i would love for a celebrity divorce announcement to be honest for once: “ we’re splitting up because I was fucking tired of being in xyz and i was resenting abc thing about him. This whole process sucked donkey dick and it has and will be contentious until we both do our own individual work with our respective…

Sometimes I miss the days when body shaming was frowned upon here. It doesn’t personally offend me, but it’s kind of tiresome to click on a story about someone that is completely unrelated to their appearance, and the top 10 comments are variations on “I don’t like his/her face/hair/body” or “I don’t find him/her…

I was watching her show one day and she dumped a whole carton of heavy cream into something and looked up at the camera and said “That never made anything taste worse.” Yes Ina get your life

Channing, don’t read this...

I vaguely had to work with them when I was in the mailroom of their management company (they were one of the few clients to actually answer the door when I came) but they were always so sweet and Channing was always so shirtless. This hits me hard.

I gave up on love after Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman called it quits.