Oh, god: why’d you have to go and say that? Now I’m seriously craving those M. Star “ribs” and they’re not cheap. Oh, goddamn... And they try to convince us that there’re two servings in pkg.?Yeah, right.

Maybe this isn’t the website for you, then.

I have a sister-in-law who’s a hardcore Lutheran. LCMS. Super-bigoted, and definitely into wifely submission and having as many children as god wants them to have (however many that is). I didn’t know hardcore Lutherans existed before her, either. But: they exist, and they’re no fun. Racist, homophobic... all of the…

Shut Your Mouth And Open Your Eyes is a good album. Their last good album.

Isn’t it “interesting” how much of these ways of eating (particularly raw food diets) are poor covers for calorie restriction? But, no: we always claim it’s about “health”.

How does one pre-order the H&M collabs?! Tell us your secrets.

Is it? My engagement ring is an absolutely gorgeous cocktail amethyst (I don’t know how many carats, but it’s large). I honestly am starting to think a lot of diamond rings look trashy. They’re everywhere you go. Very basic or normcore, at best.

I’m pretty sure my sister-in-law (religious/anti-choice zealot) pulled this crap (twice in a three month period), as well. She has a mommy blog.

Try not to get too crazy this weekend, 'kay? You know, staying up all night binge-watching old Jeopardy! episodes... don't you have homework to be doing, anyway?

This isn't the place for that shit, and you know what I'm talking about. I am being serious. Not cute. Take it to a "fitspo" board.

Responding über-late to say, "Me too!". I had the strabismus/amblyopia eye-muscle corrective surgery in both eyes in 2010. It was a rough few days where I thought my last problem would be friends and strangers ever asking me if I was sure I was okay to drive. Thick tears (and pools!) of blood, man. Forever. And…

Definitely... a surprise ending to that headline.

Honestly, I started thinking about the person that I first heard this nonsense from, and then other people I've heard express horror over pantylines, and they've all been either women who were incredibly full of themselves, or men who should spend less time staring at, and commenting on, women's asses.

Oh, my god: YES. Defining feature of "basic bitch": one who loves her thongs. Basic bitches think anything else is "granny panties" with VPL. Bitch, you have VPL with thongs. It's just a different outline.

And, yet: We have so many women who love shouting, "Pantylines are tacky! Ew!". No. A string or wider piece of fabric between my asscheeks, and seeing the outline of anyone's bare ass is tacky. When did everyone start freaking out about visible underwear lines, versus visible butt cleavage lines? I don't even dare…

Oh, I don't think any of us believe this to be, in any way, polite.

It's almost angering that they felt the need to sweep the shavings up. I would've totally eaten that for them!

I'm going to waste my breath here, so someone else does't have to: she says so herself. Please read.

I know I'm not the only one who wonders what exactly one is thinking when they decide to try the very substance that killed one of their parents for the first time. I've worked in substance abuse (it's not for me), and I still have this question. Definitely, I can see one accidentally doing heroin for the first…

"We don't have the same problem with touching ourselves as Americans seem to have" . How very nice for you. Please tell me more about our hangups.