I know a woman who literally changed her instagram handle to [baby’s name]momma17 or something like that. It’s so much.

Bro, do you even mom?

Lol found one.

This is abut suppressing the black democratic vote. Hoping they won’t come out for what is usually a low turnout off year special election. Even this fucker Autry Pruitt know what he says is bullshit. Doesn’t matter. Facts are no longer facts and they just want black voters to stay home.

Blackface is something specific. I’m not really supportive of it’s continued expansion into more and more situations.

“I was obviously bummed by the news, but also happy for her. So I decided I would just be her friend, and swallow my crush. Since I did not want to make things awkward, I told her what I had planned to do, and that I did have feelings for her, but I was fine with staying friends.”

I got my butthole bleached once because I was paranoid that my bf (now husband) was grossed out by its naturally dark color. I didn’t tell him I did it and he never seemed to notice. A couple years later we were joking around with some friends at a dinner and I brought up that I’d had my b-hole bleached and my bf was…

Was this ever a question? Really?

That is an actual thing on Everest. It’s located on the other side in communist China. The only thing is, it’s overcrowded with bros who just took up mountaineering a few months ago and now act like they know everything there is to know about mountain climbing.

He’s been identified and is definitely to the left of left. He’s a Bernie bro...

1989 - “Excellent!”

It’s a b- was pre patches. It’s far better after. If you liked me1 you will enjoy it. The combat is great.

The start of the game is a little rough when it comes to some faces and the occasional cringe worthy line of dialog. Once you get out of the starting level and start to do shit, the whole game picks up.

Nope, no thumb drives either. These machines are locked down to disable all removable media unless you have done the paperwork for burn rights. Also, you plug something like this in and trip some kind of monitoring software, they now know now who tried doing it on whatever machine....

as she goes above the trenches and into the bleak heart of World War I in order to liberate a small French village.

Yeah, but how far can you punt a footb—ah, fuck, nevermind.

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

Al Franken has called Lindsey Graham the funniest Republican in the Senate(it’s in the book), so he could have written it himself.

Chobham w/depleted uranium lining is good against kinetic weapons, but would not be worth the increased weight up against an anti-ship missile equipped with a multi-stage warhead like a BROACH for example.

This will covfefe the hell out of its enemies