I can just picture someone who doesn’t know what Jalopnik is scratching their heads over it. It really bugs me when I can’t figure out what someone’s personalized license plate means.

Jay For Low Punk..... I like it!!!

I almost guarantee you the CAD files leaked/stolen from FCA aren’t native AutoCAD files. Nor does it look like they were opened in AutoCAD in those pictures (to be fair, I haven’t used AutoCAD in some time). I think somebody just said “AutoCAD” because unfortunately the AutoCAD name somehow became somewhat ubiquitous…

Related question: could Trump have beat up ANY US President while they were office? His only chances are guys like enfeebled ‘88 Reagan or FDR in a wheelchair, and even then, give me any crippled Roosevelt over this large soft herb.

Come on now... You expect better of Fiat Chrysler?

AutoCAD is garbage and FCA should be ashamed of using it.

Nadal vs. Querrey in U.S. Open final.

1-0 isn’t a sufficient sample size

Everyone that can dunk also has the ability to homer, not everyone that can homer will be able to dunk.

We need like a Battle of the Network Stars type competition of the entire Gawker staff to determine the validity of this statement. Filmed of course and commentated by Chris Kluwe.

“You just have to be tall enough” but it’s empirical fact that the vast, vast majority of people aren’t.

Bartolo Colon hit a home run, there is no way he can dunk

This doesn’t seem close to me either. Google tells me roughly 40% of the adult human population is overweight and that the average male is 5'6" and the average female is 5'2". If that’s remotely true, the pool of people who can reasonably expect to dunk a basketball—something that can’t exactly be lucked into—is lower…

What a shameless plug. The Halloween stuff just started to show up. Why is Christmas always wanting to butt into the other Holidays’ time?

Why does Tennessee have a statue of Lord Farquad riding Bojack Horseman, surrounded by a pair of confederate flags on private lands?

What.

Actually kind of stunned that Haslam is now supporting the removal of statues in Tennessee. Don’t be fooled: TN is super fucking crazy. Although, I wonder what they can do—if anything—about this eye sore because I think it actually sits on private land:

I believe you’re thinking of the Colts. Ravens never left Baltimore in the middle of the night.

First off, I am offended you used Screenshots from Conker's Bad Fur Day on Xbox instead of the N64 version. When referring to the N64 version.

GBD is on main Kotaku? Wut?