I just got home from my last hospital shift of the year.

Are you kidding.. she should NEVER be in a role where she has interaction with humans again..

With that, I nominate her for the 2021 CPAC spokeswoman.

That’s because that’s what his wives are.  Sure I believe all these were “models” at some point but they were less Vogue and more “standing next to the new sports car at the auto show” 

All I want is to be a symbol of the racist, hypocritical immigration policies enforced by my sugar daddy, is that so wrong?

...some calling Melania Trump “All the things they wish they could be,”

Yeah, it’s a really strange disorder (that I managed to misspell, because tired brain). Some theories about it are pretty stupid, and ascribe it to women wanting an ultimate “alpha male”, but the most convincing explanations are definitely rooted in a combination of poor self-esteem, poor relationship skills, and a…

There’s so much to unpack in that article.

To the next Secretary of Defense:

Yeah....these people calling for martial law to overturn an election are the same people who think that being asked to wear a mask is tyranny. They don’t see the irony.

IIRC - I, I really can’t.

If I recall correctly, it’s an acronym for “I, Internet Royalty, Concur.”

Thank you. Daniel Day-Lewis is a method actor (and 1000x better at it than Shitty LaBoof) and I’ve never heard anything about him being an abusive asshole in his personal life.

“Click on each photo that has an Ewok.” 

Imperials with Southern accents wierd me out

Mando having to take off the helmet felt very contrived. I knew it was coming after their conversation in the vehicle, but it felt really dumb the way it played out. Like a face scan would be a security check to make sure you are authorized for access, not just require any face.

If I recall correctly, IIRC stands for “I implore Russell Crowe” which is interesting, really, considering it isn’t readily comprehensible. Any good initialism improves reading comprehension if it’s read correctly.

People will probably disagree but I thought this was a better episode than last week. I thought Bill Burr sucked before but he was alright here.

His behavior reminds me so much of different people I’ve known with untreated personality disorders* (borderline, bipolar, narcissism) that then add alcohol to the mix. I hope he gets help.

That’s nice. My dad never accepted my offer of Pac-Man lessons.

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.