“How could I have known I would actually, you know, be held accountable for my actions? I’m a straight white man, dammit!!”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

The fact that he lawyered up instead of just apologizing really says a lot.

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”

Actual conversation between my mom and me:

Notable weenie Pete Buttigieg will not be taking money from billionaires, or having closed door meetings with them.

To see what the person who actually wrote it had to say

wait rebecca do you put bananas in the fridge?

“I get that people are offended by racist jokes, but I personally wasn’t offended by this one so it isn’t the same.”

Yeah, dealing in lazy stereotypes about Asians eating family pets is totally not racist, yo!

You might want to look up the actual, literal definition of racism there, champ.

The Root is political ALL the time.  I wonder what he’ll say to them. 

I’m guessing it will start out with something like, “You just aren’t getting it, here, let me explain it to you. . .”

You misspelled “vulture”.

/corrections

You know what creatures I WISH were mythical?

For anyone tempted to vote Republican or third-way Democrat, this little tidbit should be the takeaway:

Jezspin forever

And that Title X funding is going to fake clinics that lie to women to keep them pregnant even if they don’t want to be. It’s fifteen shades of fucked up.

I was at a university farming complex and I saw a cow that had a stoma cut into its side so that you could see directly into one of its stomachs. That's basically what Trump's Twitter is.