You're certainly free to stay far, far away from us while you do your ethnic impressions.

Upstate NY is anything north of Dutchess or Rockland County.
Love, anyone who lives near NYC

Human beings in the NYC metro area do call it a pie. "I'll have a large pie, half pepperoni" is what my local pizza shop hears from me on the phone about twice a month.

I would thought White Castle was from Ohio. Oh, well. I still haven't eaten there, although I smelled other people's food from there in college many times.

I can't remember a single storyline or episode from 21 Jump Street, but I do remember how much better looking Johnny Depp was as compared to the spray-tanned mess he is today.

Now do Black Eyed Peas…

I think the texture is better from a grinder, and it also gives you a bit more control on the amount than salt rushing out of a salt shaker.

A few months after a friend of mine came out, he said, "I wish someone had been surprised." Really, we weren't.

I still can't believe that Scott Hamilton is married to a woman. Men's figure skating is not terribly butch.

I certainly never thought of him being sexual.

She's probably even less interested in working hard than her dad, so I imagine she'll stay out of the limelight after Daddy kicks the bucket.

I've been using a thin layer of mayo on the outside lately. It works pretty well, as it takes a little longer to brown than butter and the cheese melts better.

Moonlighting wasn't a sitcom, and the show was also partially about their detective work.

Prior to the episode when her mom got high, I thought she would move home and have help with the baby there, which would seem to be a reasonably mature choice under the circumstances. After Mom talked about the baby representing her death, I doubt she'd be too eager to take Hannah in.

There's this magical thing called Google where you can look up any regional slang.

Maybe Abby can hire Elijah to do whatever it was the Shoshanna used to do.

Yeah, just because people who are dating or engaged or whatever spend the night apart doesn't mean they're broken up.

The crying seemed vague to me, too. At first, it seemed like it could have been relief that someone else was sharing the burden of caring for the baby. It could have been her upset that Adam was basically proposing to her, but it was happening in such an unromantic way when they had barely gotten back together.

Men and women are together in all kinds of places. Would Trump prefer every aspect of life be single-sex?

I loved Over the Edge back in the day. Good music in it, too.