@braak: Dude, some of the Greek girl names are good. I named my daughter Calliope, I think its a badass name.

I loved the way that Tim called her out, and I really thought that Victorya's rebuttal was pathetic.

Hm. Well, I was the one who first brought the subject up, so I guess I asked him to marry me. Then a couple of weeks later he got on his knee in front of a waterfall to ask me 'officially' (with a ring).

Cynthia Plaster Caster :

Sweet gnome!

@Pichincha: Getting drunk at a Melvins show and then going home and gettin' it on is what got me pregnant. Maybe you just need some metal?

@arodriguez.romero: So this phase goes away? Seriously, I spend most of my day keeping her from pulling everything off the bookcase and side table, chasing her away from our hugely preggo cat and discouraging her from standing by herself. 7 months is an active age!

Boy there sure are a load of assey comments today.

@the.bleach: Oh my hell! That's the best story ever.@tscheese: I have one!

I just started taking Prozac (PPD yo) and thus far I am not impressed. I guess I will wait for the first month to pass before I decide to quit, but uh... yeah, no changes here.

Woof.

Happily none of the schools in my state participate in that site. Yet.

@SirCharge: I can't say that I want my kid chewing on my nip, but she will continue to breastfeed for a while after her first tooth comes in. I know that few people nurse till two, but I wanted to bring it up as its a possibility (albeit slim) that Shepherd Jr had recently weaned.

@BiscuitDoughJones: Thanks! I shared that with the guy friends the other night ( and the fact that this woman masturbates, on a regular basis) and they acted like I deserved a damn award.

What the fuck is ANAL bleaching?

I lovingly call my vagina Maude, as a tribute to Maude Lebowski. Really, what would she do?

Maybe the "Mommy! Boobies! Ahhhhh!" was a hunger thing? My 7 month old crawls right up to me and asks for the "bub bub". @Sircharge remember, the American Association Of Pediatrics recommends that breastfeeding continue through the first 12 months, and the as long as mutually desired. The WHO recommends breastfeeding…