Be advised he is Jalopnik’s resident car buying expert and professional car shopper and gets emails. Lots of emails.

Santonio Ferrucci would be sitting in the truck, on the sat phone with dad.

Or just maybe your truck is the true Grail. You sir are the bravest and most worthy; whilst Mr. Tracy is easily distracted by shiny manual uni-bodys. He chose poorly.  Hold on to that truck until someone vanquishes you in single combat.

I smell a strawman. This isn’t you Andy ... you’re better than this. All the King Ranch’s and Platinum’s subsidized my brand new $30k 2015 F150 XL 4x Screw (in Oxford white) with crank windows and sweet gray-worm vinyl. They also paid for the KLR650 in the bed. Cheap always wins.

“Faux Patina” just screams hipster with more money than sense. I love the look but it is just too OTT. Dollars to donuts the guy who commissioned this is a self-absorbed DB and not someone who you’d enjoy a beer with. Now the original owner who understands value ... that is a sit down I would enjoy.

So, do you come to Milwaukee often?