momobear13
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momobear13

An orange Hitler is egging his supporters to assassinate the first female presidential candidate of a major party but yes, your energy is much better spent being outraged by Gabby Douglas’ lack of arm movement.

From what I read, courtesy of a military lady I follow on twitter, the hand on the heart is just a thing schools teach kids, it’s not a requirement. As long as you stand during the anthem, that’s all that’s necessary.

I am one. About half a pack of cigarettes a year - two chainsmoking sessions and a couple of one-offs. Nicotine appears to have no power over me, I mostly smoke them because I enjoy sitting outside blowing smoke in early autumn or early spring while wrapped in a blanket.

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

Because that’s absolutely comparable to this situation

new life goals:

Weirdly, that "KFC" one was more upsetting than nearly everything else, for me.

I’d say you can cut the cognitive dissonance with a knife in Cleveland right now.

HOT TAKE: I think Kim and Kanye are cute together. Sure, they are both absolutely insane, but they seem really supportive of each other and I buy it.

...but teachers should only be 21-year-old Harvard kids who want to teach for two years!

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

Haven’t we all? At one time in our lives, every one of us has been Prime Minister Cameron. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got an economy to drive into a ditch.

David cameron IRL.

are you trying to kill us

Ugh, I used to love Sanders, but I think he’s being such a shit little white man and saying that Hillary basically has to adopt all of HIS policy platforms before he’ll endorse her. Ummm, bro, Hillary is way more qualified than you are to be President and just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she can’t have her own

I’m not disturbed by hair, but I do notice that in both the lady bits and the arm pits, the more hair there is, the more prone I am to end-of-the-day funkiness. Bald bits tend to last longer in the freshness department.

I think it’s sad that adolescent girls find hair unnatural and are shamed for it. I am PRO everyone caring for their hair as they see fit, without shame.

Not something I’m putting into my google search history.

You know, there’s all kinds of situations where a child is taken away from their parents for reasons that are questionable or seemingly unnecessary.

This is not one of those times. Seriously, get that baby out of there. These people need help.

Hmm, I have one of these. I’m not worried about it tipping over, but I would like to replace it!