I cannot tell y'all how much I love Gwynnie Bee. It's like Netflix for plus sized clothes. If you don't mind "renting" clothes it's totally worth it. Plus if you really like something you can buy it! I bought a pair of NYDJ for $35.

Target's sizing is BULLSHIT but I love the suggestions aside from that.

Oh, shut up. It's an all-encompassing term that refers to heterosexual spouses, boyfriends, girlfriends, etc as well as homosexual couples.

and after the show is the

Kind of wonder if the fourth-place finisher, is like, "Wait. She crawled and beat me?"

Hi! I got a fitbit (and real running shoes, because running in chucks is a bad idea for your feet) just over a year ago and been at the gym steadily since. I actually just got the the point where I'm able to run 5k and I've managed to lose 45lbs. Thanks for your judgey comment though. Super enlightened.

As someone who has a FitBit (gifted to me to help me out!) and is currently trying to get into better shape and take better care of myself, you are an asshole. This legit keeps me accountable, and is not as annoying as trying to carry my phone every. damn. where. Come down off your high horse. Damn.

After I got my said fancy gadget, I have been more motivated to go to the gym now more than ever. Im sure it has done so for others. Let's not generalize us gadget holders as I don't think you would like to be generalized in whatever category you're from.

I tried on a pair of Levi's when I was around 13. Apparently my burgeoning ass was not having it. I've never tried on a pair since.

Levi's do not make pants for women with my ass too waist ratios. So yoga pants por vida.

It IS milk, that's the best part! It's just got rid of the enzyme we can't digest!

I think it does! It is real (cow's) milk just with the lactose taken out.

My stomach every time I drink a glass of milk.

"I think she likes sex already."

White people names.

Creep away! It's something I've been thinking about for a while. Now if only I had any writing skill beyond 2-3 sentence comments on blog posts...

What's worse is that Ana doesn't even say things out loud. She only thinks it. She can't even think salaciously.

ew oh god she's so big she's going to crush us all

I read this as "Jeb Bush Resigns After Racist and Sexist Comments are Revealed" and was SO excited.

lol meghan would flip the fuck out at this. she's nantucket af