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Those last seven are erotic.

I loved this thing.

Who the hell needs 100 wine glasses (80 white, 20 red)???? (I can't wrap my head around the marriage so I'll focus my judgments on the registry)

And 2 of the 6 sets of chopsticks they requested. Surprisingly, the $600 decanter is still unpurchased.

This is why I love SVU. Sometimes it's nice to enter a fantasy world in which rape kits are actually tested, detectives actually care about and believe the victims, and rapists are actually taken to court and sent to prison.

Um. No. Marty was NOT an asshole. Marty got over Princess Rory the Flawless and she couldn't handle it. She was awful to him.

I don't understand why my state hates having good things, but I'm proud of Wendy and glad I voted for her regardless.

eh, not as scary as werewolf bar mitzvah - spooky, scary

Steve Harvey just dishonored Pimp C's memory. I think that's punishable by death in the Houston metro area.

Jesus, Steve, they even list their names in the chorus.

My mom let the guy who kidnapped Elizabeth Smart sleep on her front lawn a couple times. (Pre-Elizabeth Smart kidnapping he was a local character nicknamed Homeless Moses.) I wasn't there at the time but my two little sisters were living with her.

So if you're Type O, can you eat everything?

I first read the headline thinking you meant this kind of Roomba:

Ha, I used to hear that when I lived in Austin, to which I'd always reply, "why? Houston's awesome. Sorry you're not cool enough to live there."

I am grumpy, because I'm from Houston and live in Austin and I hear this every five seconds. :( and "Oh you're from Houston? I'm sorry."

Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio all poll majority Dem, too, you know... Austin is not ACTUALLY the only speck of blue in this red state.

So we know who the woman isn't, but do we know who she is? And whether or not she's on board with Jezebel publishing this picture?

Wait until marriage to have sex. HORRIBLE IDEA. KNOW THYSELF.

My butt is too big and they always give everyone a peek of underwear because they become too short in the back. *sigh*