Pumping lumpy gravy into your saggy cheeks: unhealthy.

I'm waving at you right now. Look!

I like you.

Girl, sometimes you only need one layer.

Yoko tweets like a 12 year old who just stumbled on to Kahlil Gibran for the first time.

Sarah's face looks nicely refreshed. Nice work if you can get it.

I would have sex with each one of them as long as I could beat them about their upper torsos with a pillowcase full of bocci balls, shave their heads, and film them calling their mothers for help.

Your rationale is sad and frightening. It's similar to the notion that there are people who admit that Trump's "message" resonates with them. I hate going to bed depressed because when I wake up, I resent having to interact with so many morons.

This is all way too much cheese, all in one sitting. Grandpa is right. Pop culture sucks shit.

Adele is doing pitchy Celine doing Adele.

No doubt these two would never need to work a day in their lives even without multi-million dollar modelling contracts, but when they attempt to speak, it is apparent that they squandered their educations when they dropped out of NYU after 5 weeks. Bitches can have it all AND walk away from golden opportunities.

They appropriated nothing other than the font. Didn't they teach you about design patents when you were toiling at Parson's?

I would kill myself if I had to hike with Oprah. Not only does she never shut up, but she repeats everything she says twice. I don't need that.

Animals most certainly are telepathic. They are also manipulative, study quantum physics while you're at work, make fun of you when you sleep, and get embarrassed if you pee in front of them. They are also appalled by the rudeness displayed by people who don't share 3/4 of their meal with them, then look at themselves…

Same idiots who insist on saying "eKcetera" and "prolly".

Sandra Bullock is able to open movies. Her bankability is about 40x greater than that of Halle Berry. It's all bottom line. Hollywood is not motivated by fairness. It is not a part of anyone's equation. There is only one bottom line.

I’m gonna get real, real worked up over the lack of diversity in celebrity circle jerks..........right AFTER we peasants are offered things like living wages or when prisons stop functioning as industrial concentration camps for drug users. Until then, I'm not losing a lot of sleep over the blatant disregard for Will…

Force them to attend public screenings on seats with sensors that taze them if they nod off or try to get up before the last credit rolls.

People should not be so naïve as to believe that an Oscar is anything more than a gift bestowed upon a studio, craftsperson, or actor that adds dollar signs to future products. It doesn't detract from the issue of fairness at all, but the true value and purpose of the "honor" shouldn't be overlooked.

You sound like a condescending cunt.