Yeah, the droopy eyes. So weird. If he didn’t have the giveaway terrible haircut he would now look like someone who almost looks like Simon Cowell.

I don’t know what her writing process or plan was. Maybe the project wasn’t viable on her own? She needed Thrush’s info/experiences/access for it? Random House cut her project resources in half. Seems like offering her an out would have been fair?

Yeah, it’s so bizarre. The lower half of his face is all plumped up but his eyes are still droopy, so he looks kind of weirdly morphed together. Either don’t have anything done or do enough to make it all match, dude!

When I first saw them, I honestly thought those pictures were of someone who had awful plastic surgery to try to make him look like Simon Cowell, not Simon Cowell himself.  That’s not a good look on him.

...as bad as awful plastic surgery looks on women...

his filler is definitely not in the right places. It looks like he has a bad dropped-brow from botox. Honestly he needs a lid lift if he’s committing to this.

Maybe Wintour can get rid of Radhika Jones and cover editorial duties at Vanity Fair until she finds a grown up to run it.

It looked to me like Bradley Cooper had too much Real Housewives work done. Fillers on men need to extremely subtle or else they start looking like a woman.

Ok, so the optics are bad but doesn’t it make sense? Thrush’s participation was ended by Random House so they let him keep the advance presumably because he’d otherwise have sued? Haberman however ended her participation with Random House so she failed to live up to her terms of the deal?

The Sean Connery route is perfect for men. If he’s had work, it’s subtle and doesn’t completely change the way he looks.

When I first saw these photos before I opened the article, I was sure this was a picture of Simon’s new figure in Madame Toussaud’s Wax Museum. 

His eyes have rebelled against all the plastic surgery, there is no going back now for him.

That’s not sexist; that’s accurate. There was a wonderful old website called “Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers” that had to do some serious soul-searching once Kenny Rogers went under the knife and no longer looked like himself.

“Basically, if men can stop themselves from becoming total fat slobs in middle age everyone will praise them for aging well.”

he looks like he is asleep and someone is forcing his face to appear awake 

I want the ones that make my chompers look like they’re the city walls around Toothopolis fending off the Cavity Creeps. What do they call that product?

I’m a botox boy right here, but hopefully I don’t look like that one day 🙈

When I did my teeth (long awful story; not a single cavity until I was 40, then kerblooey, I’m all implants, bridges and crowns). There’s a temptation, starting from basically scratch, to want the most flawless, white shining chompers possible but fortunately I had a great dentist who advised me to tone it down. In…

It is when he’s breaking laws all the time and being a shithead. A President doesn’t deserve respect just because he’s the President. A President deserves respect when he upholds the values of the office.

What I find hilarious about this is that Conservatives used to always talk about how the free market was the solution to everything. But when people actually use the free market system to punish companies with bad views, suddenly they all get up in arms that liberals are actually doing what they said to do.