The same day I had a c-section for my 10lb baby (now totally average weight, as am I), another woman on the floor had a 12 lb baby vaginally! It broke her pelvis! Get a c-section! Dear god! But conclusion- big babies get taken out via c-section usually, so that could contribute to the correlation, too.

If I have to go, I have these dreams about bathrooms, but the bathrooms are always disgusting, preventing me from going. I worry that if I dream of a clean bathroom, I might wet the bed.

I LOVED seeing Grandma Grantham laying down the law with that priest about letting William and Daisy get married. And when she was crying at the wedding. She was all iron and lace. Awesome.

Perhaps Matthew and Mary could adopt a child who could then inherit.

I aspire to one day being made into an animated gif that is used in comment sections across the internet.

I don't let my daughter play at any house I don't know the parents fairly well, mothers and fathers alike. I also don't let her play at houses where I am not familiar with the older siblings. Divorced dads don't worry me generally, unless I don't know them.

I'm actually kind of relieved that the reason he did not choose the Rhodes scholarship was that they didn't choose him, rather than some pathetic misguided dedication to a single football game.

Don't worry, doctor. It was just a snarky comment. I'm aware that oral sex isn't a guarantee of hpv.

So does this mean that 10% of men are willing to provide oral sex?

I laughed.

Ah, but see, nowhere in any of these bills does it say that kids should be able to make any decisions. The republicans aren't contradicting themselves at all. They are saying that PARENTS should make ALL decisions for children, regardless of what the child wants. Because children are property.

When Neil DeGrasse Tyson complained about the incorrect night sky in Titanic, James Cameron's people asked him to help correct it. James Cameron does seem to want it right. Perhaps Cameron can direct your film, too!

"It's not clear why Lohse, who certainly seemed to enjoy a bit of the ol' hazing in his day, is speaking out now."

When Michelle Obama encourages folks to eat healthy, it's worthy, but if a religious guy does, it is not? We can't play this like Rush Limbaugh, trashing someone who is trying to make a difference just because we don't like everything else about them. Even Mike Huckabee came out in defense of Michelle Obama. We…

He did show up, but the name is a pure Disney creation. He was nameless before the movie.

Last night I said that Grumpy's name was just another bit of evidence of the unholy alliance between ABC and Disney. That and Jiminy Cricket, who exists pretty much only in the movie and not in the fairytale.

Tip #348: If you plan to breast feed, use a completely weird nickname for your boobs. Do not use "num nums" or "boobies" or "mommy milk" or "nurse" or anything like that. Small children will say their first words unexpectedly, so even if you plan to stop nursing before you think they will be talking, you may still…

The problem is that when you tell people that buying something will support charity, they are often willing to pay more, since it is going to a good cause. If Kim sold something the plain way, she might get $50 dollars, but sell it for charity and it could bring in $100. So even giving 10% away, she still makes $90,…

I promise that the transgender girl has more to fear from this bigot than the other way around.

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