@BonnyKay: Perfect poem! I remember Nelly going bumping down that hill with her chair and I thought it was so terrifying. Good times!

@slightlyhardup: THAT episode scarred me! Didn't she go rolling down the hill in a super scary way?

That fairy is pretty adorable! He should keep that pic up for good!

@rodmanstreet: My birth name is a very weird unique word that makes people say "Wow, is that really your last name?" My full name has been called "hollywood" and people often wonder if I made it up, but it is never forgotten. It has resulted in many benefits because people always remember me. When I got married, I…

@resplendent.bitch: Say it with me: Around the tall mountain, through the blueberry patch, and over a bridge.

The douche glass ceiling has been shattered!

Ok, I'm willing to give the show the benefit of the doubt, BUT the Toxic number at the end disturbed me. Shue dancing all sexay for a bunch of HS kids is wrong. If the kids had been responding back to him sexually, that would have been wrong, since it would be bad for Shue to be tempted by a kid. SO they had the fat…

When I watched it, I will admit, I didn't like it. For me, it is more that I don't want Katy Perry on Sesame Street, not actually because of the clothes. When someone appears on Sesame Street, there is an implicit (even if unintended) endorsement of them that a 4-year-old is not sophisticated enough to ignore. Her…

I'm a little confused by the question of whether it is grounds for divorce. Is the suggestion that he should not be allowed a divorce?

Photoshop is really amazing. I would never have even suspected that arm business. You can't trust any image any more at all!

@miss.terious: You don't want to give birth to a unicorn! The horn! Ouch!

Here is a reason not to call it "birth rape": When you do, women who call themselves feminists stop having a reasonable discussion of the merits, and start mocking mothers for their "neo-victimization fads," and their whining even though they got a perfectly good baby out of it, and telling them to shut up with their…

Just for clarity's sake, the attack in Vancouver was in Washington State, not British Columbia, Canada.

I'm assuming this is already being filmed as a reality show.

@harperpitt: Excuse me, are you hitting on me right now? You are, aren't you!

We all know that lesbians can't control themselves. I think the lesbian Jezebels (Jezbians?) will confirm this.

We all know that lesbians can't control themselves. I think the lesbian Jezebels (Jezbians?) will confirm this.

Reverse discrimination:

I like how January's hand kind of disappears into Jon's crotch. What is going on there?

@silver-spork: I get called kiddo a lot. I look very young and I work with people my parent's age, but I am 35, and a professional. I know that there is affection from the people who say it (both men and women) and they think of me like family, but it is so annoying.