@mannequin: Mine always ended when I started murdering people, but I see what you are saying, too.

@dirtdevilabortion: When I was a kid, my favorite doll was Period Blood Barbie. I think her name was Flo.

@Gumbina80: *snicker*

@youbehim: Whatever medicine you are taking that would grow a baby without a brain should be outlawed, just in case it results in growing a baby without a brain. Also, YOU should be outlawed for deciding you have the right to take medicine that hasn't been pre-approved by whackos. What are you thinking, young lady?…

@Katradiablo: I had a classmate back in the early 80's who was named Mister. His parents had grown up in the south during the 60's getting harrassed for being black, and they vowed their child would always be respected.

@lilybea: My school district has a requirement that someone must be present with the child when the bus picks up and drops off. So every morning and afternoon there are loads of parents waiting for buses and kids. The bus driver is not even supposed to let kids off the bus if there isn't an adult present at the…

@yearofthewoman: Was I?

Before the inevitable chorus of "parents today suck" and "helicopter this and that", let me just say, as a parent, you do your best to provide safety and freedom. And you can be intellectual and insist that bad things rarely happen, and I'm not going to be one of THOSE pathetic parents who won't let their kids do…

@AmberAquila: As J.D.Regent says, it is already in there. However, there was an even stricter provision that the R's wanted that was so exclusionary it would have actually prohibited some people who were legal citizens. The D's said no to that, so now the R's are claiming they took it out to let illegal aliens…

They keep trying to do moms as protagonists. Last fall they premiered "In the Motherhood" and the season before that, the show was called "Notes from the Underbelly." They last half a season then get cancelled.

@SisterSonny: Strokes often alter the sense of smell, so I assumed it was a stroke in process.

@Meiran: I keep saying to myself that hate is such a strong emotion, but it is what I feel...

@ThenSheRanted: I was in 4th grade in 1985. That was the year I crossed the 100 lb mark. I remember it clearly, because other girls told me it was disgusting to weigh more than 100 lbs. It was also the year my friend Laura started eating only an apple for lunch because she was on a diet. I wasn't actively dieting,…

Considering that Roiphe wrote a condescending and insulting piece just a few months ago accusing mothers of hiding behind their kids (via facebook photos), I am going to assume that she actually does NOT believe that all women should have this experience. In fact, all accounts of her first pregnancy seem to point to…

"In related news, a lot of guys interested in the football team were discouraged at tryouts because it required "physical skill." Therefore, the university is cutting the football team and replacing it with the Steve Madden Football video game. It is hoped that people who might not otherwise have tried out will come…

@MizJenkins: I'm pretty sure the woman holding up the the stupid hitlerized photo was not at the inauguration celebrating. She was at a gun shop buying up more ammo.

Is she a secret Muslim like Obama? Because it is Ramadan right now, so the prayer and fasting is right on schedule.

@lisas: too late, sadly... the horse has escaped and people are threatening to eat it. I totally agree with you.

@DutchessOfDork: They are their brother's keeper, as long as that means keeping them out of the hospital. And preferably in jail. My level of disgust over these people is so high...

never mind again