Why he out here looking like Cee Loo’s lil’ brother?

I wonder what Sammy Davis Jr and Nina Simone would think if they were alive to see this...

Did Lizzo & Kanye decide to have an act a fool contest and not tell anyone?

Cee-Lo Green was like “Don’t look at me,I ain’t start this!

We only pity poor crazy people. Rich crazies are always subject to ridicule and satire.

Sadly most ytpipo I know, and kissing them on the mouth and allowing dogs and cats to lick their whole face, it’s a thing.

...allowing pets on cooking surfaces...

Black folks fainted on twitter when we found out the wyts don’t wash their legs in the shower. Also, we don’t allow pets on cooking surfaces and we for damn sho take names of all the people that don’t wash their hands when they leave the restroom. On the whole, you won’t find a more fastidious group of Americans. So…

I was just thinking about that article in the shower this morning while I scrubbed my legs and decided the problem is that people don’t have a system to their soaping.

I learned this when a black friend refused to eat my burritos at the office potluck because he had never seen my kitchen and didn’t trust it.

We won’t even get into the well-exhausted washcloth/washing your legs/allowing pets on cooking surfaces debates...we are a very fastidious people, on the whole.

I've had black friends utterly shocked by my slovenliness as a white woman. 

I promise you, collectively, black people are even more hung up on hygiene.

I can’t even hide my whiteness behind this anonymous name looking at that. WTF, girl? I know you bold and beautiful but there’s a limit. We white people can take booty to the face, but hygiene is one of our kryptonites (yes, we have multiple) and her sitting on that seat hurt my soul.  

You just know there’s no way they disinfect all of those seats between games and events unless there’s like, vomit on it or something... Shit’s nasty.

I’m laughing at the concept of those seats ever having been cleaned, much less regularly.

I was a kid then too but I feel like a lot was made of how young she was. Her youth was part of her brand. Like on appearances, hosts and DJs would be like “You’re just 15 years old!” or whatever. It was the same with the bubblegum pop princesses like Christina, Britney, Mandy Moore. Part of the PR machine involved…

1994!!!!  We’ve all known about this perv since it was obvious in 1994 that he was marrying a fucking child.  Sigh...

It’s about goddamn time.