It’s fairly surprising that Disney hasn’t tried to recut the film, as a lot of the objections are on ambiguities in the film that could likely be addressed with minor dialogue changes. A bigger problem would be that the live-action framing narrative is famously dull, but that would just give Disney more license to…

I have an ex-wives-of-HOTEPs group called THOTs for Tut, where’s my money?

Sir, this is an Arby’s.  

but was reinstated in 2005 “for reasons that remain unclear,” according to CNN.

“stopping police from arresting me (in the gold shirt and purple shorts).”

I might do that, but Lewis is different from me. I can imagine me going to a demonstration and getting beat half to death by the police. I can’t imagine where shortly thereafter I get up out of that hospital bed, stand up, stretch, touch my toes, turn to my friends and say “Where’s the next demonstration? I’m going to…

Well she's about to have a Bizarre Adventure.

I think I love you

See white folks, this is how you show yourself to be an ally. Take a stand, challenge your brethren and be willing to do something to make change happen. These cats have a uphill battle and I wish them all the luck and blessings.

“Quickly.”

I would always go through the line of a particularly cute grocery clerk. One day, I heard him saying he got off work at 12:30 am. About 12:20, I went through his line with some beer and snacks. He said "What are you doing buying beer at midnight?" and I said "Inviting you over when you get off in 10 minutes." He came…

Kill him? Why would I do that? I've done far worse, I've destroyed his family, his friends, and brought the leader of his kind to his knees before I threw him off of a balcony. I won't kill you goomba, because there's no need to. I've already destroyed you.
~Mario

Mitchell and Webb are always accurate in everything.