“I doubt it,” replied Thomas.

Erm, “shinning”?

Cruel, capricious, dark...

Jesus man! Don’t scare me with a headline like that! I thought for a second she was dead!

But...beets are delicious...

Ah, geez. I remember when this came out! Haha, aw man...

Indiana is where all the disgruntled KKK members went to after the initial suppression of the group in the 1870's. You know all those stories where Nazi mad scientists hole up in Argentina so they can build their uber-bots and plot their eventual resurgence? Replace “Nazi” with “KKK”, “Argentina” with “Indiana”, and…

Knature is kwite kweer

That’s...thank you.

I...

When I was about 3 or 4 (so 1998 0r 1999) my dad introduced me to “Super Mario Bros”, which was actually my very first video game. When my mom and dad were dating, my mom had bought my dad an NES when it had first come out, and my dad still liked to play it.

I remember my favorite character back then was Mario, but…

This isn't actually my story (it's a friend's) but it works SO much better in the first person. Also, the pick-up line isn't until the very, very end. It's largely the situation leading up to it that make the story funny. But enough explication.

Reminds me of this.

But...Costco doesn't sell lawn-chairs!!!

Hm. I remember recently arguing against making Lois Lane a man in the "Man of Steel" movie, but I really have no problem with Ms. Torres as Wonder Woman. If Perseus married an African princess, then it makes sense to me for a character associated with Ancient Greece to have dark skin. So cool! I hope this happens! :)

My exact reaction

Every boyfriend is the one

Okay...thanks. I'm sure you know more than me concerning this topic. And that is the best policy in terms of approaching a relationship. It's just I'm still so new to all this.

Why do you think I feel like a bad person for thinking that? But really, I guess I feel like a little kid being taken to an ice cream stand for the first time. I've never had ice cream, but I know it's going to be really nice, but there are so many different flavors and types of ice cream and I just feel horribly…

This is...surprisingly well-timed and poignant for me. I've recently been wondering if I'm a bad person because I simultaneously want to sleep with more than one person before I "settle down" as it were, and yet also don't want to enter into that level of intimacy unless I really trust and love that person. But I…