Tiny thing:

That trailer looks like total parody.

This twitter thread from about a month ago was amazing for vintage “WTF” recipes.

You do know lesbians can also be moms, right?

Absolutely no one is arguing that accountants for US Soccer should be getting paid the same as the top-level players. This is a bad faith argument you’re making and you know it.

Is there a more on-brand response from USSF to send a dude up who ignores the populace and fucks up the biggest goddamn star on USWNT’s name?

I’m not sure I get the snark over William’s comments (beyond the legitimate discussion about the word “decision”). He acknowledged that the issues would be the result of society’s failures and that’s something we all need to work to change. Given the scrutiny Meghan has faced, undoubtedly in large part because she is…

As long as you’re white and have money and power, no one gives a shit what you do!

Also: all that money and not a single one of them could get a properly-fitted tux???

As dumb as Trump is, he was prescient about that. 

She is an aptronym! That’s a grammar term for when your name describes you in some way, like Randy Rainbow (his real name) who is delightful and causes joy. Or Donald Trump, whose last name is a British term for fart.

maxima is delightfully bonkers in all things sartorial and i would absolutely love to get a bottle of champs and go through her closet and jewelry chests with her.

@ChickenGriller:  get an instant read thermometer, a good one, and never look back.  All those marinade ideas are great, but if you dry out your chicken, it won’t matter much.  Cook breasts to JUST 165 degrees, not a moment more, and you’ll be shocked at what a difference moist chicken versus dried out chicken is. …

Doug Ford getting booed and disrespected by the GM on the same day in separate incidents makes this a special championship.

I know “getting is right” is paramount to many people, but it has really impacted the viewing experience of the game detrimentally. If you watched the first half of the Uruguay-Ecuador game last night you know exactly what I’m talking about.

Huh. I actually like this. She celebrated with her teammates, then she spent two seconds acknowledging the controversy with a smile on her face. This didn’t feel smug or snippy or anything but “hey, yeah, that happened, moving on.” I don’t see anything malevolent or snide here.

Sitting with his headphones on playing fucking Fallout?

I’ve always like Camilla, and I don’t believe Diana was as precious as some would like us to believe. Helen Mirren’s The Queen is a good representation of that. I think it’s on Charles for not having the knobs to marry her in the first place, but I also can’t even begin to imagine what it was like growing up royal,…

I think the game you just invented is called cricket.

Mt Everest: Come for the views, stay because you died.