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This. Devastating hip injuries due to her extremely difficult triple loop-triple loop combination are why Tara Lipinski had such a short career.

Technically, the scoring system is set up in a way that balances the technical vs the performance. Unfortunately, however, judges don’t actually apply the criteria correctly or consistently. If you have a higher technical ability, judges feel like it’s unfair to give you a 5 for performance quality or skating skills,

I love when Canadians, who bogarted our national holiday, tell us how we’re celebrating it wrong.

One of my favorite rhetorical tricks that I learned in my lawyering days is to show people exactly what it means to do something for X amount of time. Make everyone in the courtroom sit in silence while you punch the air in front of your face 20 times, imagining that it’s the victim’s face. It feels like an eternity.

Wait. A fan *DONATED HIS LIVER* to the team’s owner?!

Figure skating fan here.

I may never recover from seeing that tiara. So, so gorgeous. I’m a sucker for emeralds, and man, those are some beauties.

Fergie always wears too-tight dresses. Go up a size, Ferg! No one will know!

I love Zara. She is low-key the best royal.

I would, too. But then again, I’ll watch basically any royals content they put in front of my eyeballs. My taste is not discerning in that area. Plus, she’s developed a really good sense of style over the last few years.

Harsh but accurate. Andrew has always had delusions of grandeur, which doesn’t pair well with the cluelessness he also exhibits. And Fergie always follows her tackiest instincts. 

I had the unexpected pleasure of seeing her live at the Australian Open this year after some matches got switched around and she happened to play Ash Barty on the court I had tickets to. She made me an instant fan. I’d love to see her play Serena in the final.

Kiki, do you love me?

Clair Huxtable will forever be my parenting idol.

This. I never realised I’d been groped until I saw all the people on Twitter saying he groped her. Then I remembered all the “hugs” I’ve received like that.

Ohhhh myyyy those hairstyles and necklaces were A Choice.

I fucking love Red Velvet so much. Russian Roulette and Bad Boy are absolute bangers. I just don’t get the BTS hype.

Also, it takes two people to make a baby, and yet he only argues that women have the responsibility to abstain from sex.

I went to law school straight after college, and I always admired my older classmates because they were SO dedicated and focused. My decision was the classic tale of a poli sci major who didn’t really know what to do after college (plus I graduated in 2009, so it’s not like there were a whole lot of jobs), but my

You’re allowed to apply honey to the bars? Is that just a men’s gymnastics thing? I don’t think I’ve ever seen women apply anything other than chalk and water to the bars.