Seriously, good for her. She probably can’t get the roles she wants at this age anyway because Hollywood is stupid. Shit, if I had 10% of the money she has, I’d retire, too. Early retirement is my main ambition in life.

Not even six months ago! Serena is a freaking superhero.

I’m glad to know she’s making money off being hilarious AF. I DIED when she was like, “Oh, hi, Jimmy,” and then went back to talking to Chadwick.

If you haven’t seen his Netflix special, GO WATCH IT! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll learn things. It’s a really excellent way to spend an hour of your life.

The lady in the header image is a TREASURE.

You got this! Just ride at your pace. You don’t have to do everything the instructor is doing. If you need to sit down, of if you need to turn the resistance down on the bike and just spin for a little while, that’s fine. And your crotch WILL be sore for a few days. Sorry. Your body will get used to it, though. Have…

I only go to spin classes once a week. I do other classes more often, though. Not Crossfit, but not dissimilar.

I find that while it’s more expensive to go to studio classes, I’d rather spend my money on that than a gym membership that I won’t use as often. Signing up for a class forces me to go at a specific time and stay until it’s done.

I fucking love spin classes, but I really should bring ear plugs. I’m probably getting hearing damage.

No. But the gyms that include spin classes are also crazy expensive if you live in a major metro area. And if your gym does offer spin classes, it’s usually only offered in a specific time slot a couple times a week, whereas Soul Cycle et al offer 6+ spin classes every single day.

God bless Barbra Streisand. I appreciate how completely unrelatable she is.

In college, I interned for the mayor’s office, and one trip to the water filtration plant changed me for life. I swear we should make everyone visit a water filtration plant and a landfill.

THIS. I have tried every tampon under the sun. Plastic applicators work best for me. Sorry not sorry.

I can never get applicator-free tampons all the way up in there with just my finger, and so then I have to deal with leakage.

I’m scared to use a cup because I’ve heard multiple stories of the suction sucking out people’s IUDs. I am not trying to have that.

I have never watched this show before, but they are all as excited as I am about this wedding, so maybe I need to start.

Why can’t it be both? It absolutely is both. I love seeing moments like Shaun White and Chloe Kim out-doing anything that’s ever been done before in the sport to win gold, but I also loved seeing the pairs team from North Korea have two personal best programs and coming in 13th.

2 Russian figure skaters weren’t allowed to compete in Pyeongchang because they were doping. Meldonium was openly used in Russian figure skating before it was banned a few years ago because it allows for fast recovery, so you can train harder without needing rest days. It also increases stamina, which helps when…

I once accidentally ordered a whiskey sour with scotch. That is a mistake I will never make again.

I do that, too. It’s how my dad holds his pencil. I assume I learned from watching him.