The correct response to, “Oh, don’t worry! They’re friendly!” is “But I’m not,” accompanied by a death glare.

The one that really bugs me is clothing stores. WHY is The Gap dog-friendly?! They rub their hair on all the clothes! I had a dog come under my dressing room door and jump on me as I was standing there in my underwear.

OMG if someone showed up at my home with their dog, I would probably lose my mind.

It’s the “oh, they’re friendly” that really gets me. Every dog is “friendly” until they’re not. Also, everyone’s definition of “friendly” is different. I fucking HATE it when dogs lick me, so I very much don’t appreciate your dog’s “kisses.”

The gym - another place for humans

YES to point B, but my biggest problem is that so many places are becoming dog places. Like offices. Offices are for human adults. And coffee shops. And clothing stores. And restaurants that are indoors.

Cool! Now can we get the opposite of this? It’s crazy that there isn’t some sort of pill or injection or something women can take to skip the boob changes inherent in pregnancy and childbirth if they have no intention to breastfeed. Surely there’s something better than cabbage leaves in 2018.

This has been happening with her costume ALL SEASON. Fix your damn costume!!!

THANK YOU!!! I’ve been so annoyed by this “medals ceremony” crap. It seems to take so much of the emotion out of the ceremony.

You can also open your phone with your fingerprint. Why not fingerprint guns so only the rightful owner can operate them?

Jumpsuits are getting really popular, especially in pairs. I dig it!

They think it extends the line of their leg. I’m not sure WHY they think that, because I think it just calls attention to the end of their leg line and often makes it look like they have hooves.

Wenjing Sui just seems like she’s cooler than I will ever be. That haircut is everything, and I would wear her short program dress IRL. I hope they win!

Psychological thrillers are even scarier than violent movies!

Rice boxes! Man, that’s a blast from the past.

She’s like Elle Woods, but without the work ethic.

Bumping this. Thanks for sharing your experience.

He kissed her neck in the short dance the other night! At 2:02

I JUST WANT THEM TO BE IN LOOOVEEE

Plus, she couldn’t skate! If figures had been required, Surya never would’ve even been close to a podium in her career.