This. An entrance fee doesn’t necessarily bother me, but a $25 entrance fee does.

Flying private has nothing to do with customs. I guess they could still get on the flight, but they’d still get turned away at their destination, which is so much worse.

Exactly. You knew she wasn’t saying, “Our lawyer is a Jew,” so much as she was saying, “our lawyer is A Jew.”

Some socialite I’ve never heard of named Jacqueline Kent Cooke makes it into Dirtbag for allegedly hitting a lawyer with her glass purse, for carrying a glass purse in the first place, and for calling the lawyer’s mother a Jew, I’m assuming with derogatory intent.

Many years ago, I joined a gym and did my one free personal trainer session. I was at a healthy BMI (albeit on the high end of normal) and just looking to get in shape because I didn’t exercise at all. The trainer told me that I was borderline obese and that I needed to lose like 20 pounds. I went home and cried.

I’m so freaking thankful I went through my teenage years without social media, too.

I think I’d have to fuck The Situation and kill Pauly D? Ugh, what horrible options.

That ring was so much better, and that’s really saying something.

Oh, God, that is the worst possible FMK universe.

Yeah, that thing is ugly AF.

I may have shed a couple of tears on my flight.

Are we sure this isn’t a cologne ad? Because it looks exactly like a cologne ad.

My friends and I are going, and we bought the cheapest tickets because we figured that would give us more money to spend on beer. In a battle between not-great-not-terrible seats with one beer and nosebleeds with 4 beers, beer wins. That’s why God invented Jumbotrons!

I just watched the documentary Step on a plane this weekend (Qantas), and it was FANTASTIC. Instead of watching this movie, just go watch Step instead.

As long as Adam makes the Olympic team, I’ll be happy. He deserves it so much.

That tacky sheer dress also cost $75,000. Even if she bought it with her own money, it’s a pretty tone deaf move.

This is exactly how I feel.

I’m still hoping the Kylie pregnancy rumors are fake news.

This is very nosy of me, but does anyone know if Mindy legally changed her last name to Kaling? Also, can you just give your kid whatever last name you want? I’ve never really thought about this before, but I doubt there’s a law requiring the last name of one of the parents.

She goes by Mindy because that’s the name her parents gave her. It’s not a stage name.