HURRY UP AND GET MARRIED, YOU CRAZY KIDS!!! I need a royal wedding to look forward to in this horrible world! Won’t you people think of ME and MY needs?!

I’m never going to tell my child that YouTube exists, because all this shit is bizarre and exhausting.

Yeah, we were all trained on how to use the AED as well. Our CPR training was basically, “Here’s how you do CPR, but the second you jump in the water, someone else should prepare the AED as fast as they can just in case.”

Yep. When I was a lifeguard, we had defibrillators on the premises. The only time I ever had to do CPR, we only did it for maybe a minute or two, just until the defibrillator was ready to go.

We used to practice on each other. I can honestly say I never really thought about my colleagues touching my boobs because, well, you don’t really touch the breasts during chest compressions if you’re doing it correctly. It’s all about the sternum.

Yep. I was a lifeguard for many years. Our CPR kit had a breathing mask with a bag, and a pair of scissors for cutting off the person’s clothing. We were instructed that the “extra” guards not doing CPR or calling 911 should hold up a towel or form a human barricade for privacy, not just for modesty reasons, but…

You make my week every week with the figure skating thread. I’m so glad there’s another figure skating fan on here!

The wall is GORGEOUS. And I really dig the dipped plates.

Ehhh Tonya was a great jumper, but she was not artistic and also not consistent. Her career was very hot-and-cold. Nancy was much more reliable and had better skating skills.

I hope there were a million Cutting Edge references on that show.

That was my favorite! The fact that Joseph is NOT Jesus’s father is covered in like the first 15 minutes of the first day of Christianity 101, right after they pass out the syllabus.

Yes! When I’m at live shows or an art museum or something, I try to snap a few shots and then put my camera down and enjoy the experience.

That’s what pisses me off. I don’t begrudge Brazile selling a book or telling her story, but she had to have known that this would cause a stir before a very important election, and that’s shady as hell.

Oooh that’s a great question.

Agreed. That is some crispy pepperoni. Want.

This sounds like my mom when she’s singing at church, but it’s too early on a Sunday morning to sing in the correct key, so she takes it down the octave.

BOO, MOM! I support your plan.

We are soul sisters. Leggings are only an acceptable bottom when working out, and only if they’re fully opaque.

LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS!!! I will shout this til my dying day.

OMG this is the best description ever.