I would also welcome her thoughts on Kanye. And the original members of Destiny’s Child.

I want to hear Beyonce’s private thoughts on Kim K. Maybe she’ll have me over now that she has the proper living room set-up for shit-talking.

I just guffawed and then snorted. Bless you.

That cherry pepper relish is The Truth.

Thank you for your service, EGA1775!

WTF did I just watch

You forgot something about agility.

Your last paragraph proves my point.

People who pretend not to know who the Kardashians are are the worst, and they are EVERYWHERE.

1) They’re Canadian. Every single one of Beyonce’s albums has been top 10 in Canada.

Right? That shit is going to be a collector’s item someday!

I don’t understand people like this, the ones who think that they’re above pop culture. You don’t have to be a fan of Beyonce’s music, but surely you know she exists and have heard Single Ladies in passing. I promise you won’t lose your punk rocker street cred if you admit you are passingly familiar with Beyonce and…

It is literally my life goal to be able to do a single pull-up, so you’re basically a superhero to me.

yes! I loved that! She also did a regular feature in HGTV magazine with the same concept.

That paint job is heinous.

THE FUCKING STRAW WALL

I’m a lawyer, and one of my law school friends just announced her pregnancy with a picture of a onesie that said “Mommy’s Co-Counsel.” I loved it!

This isn’t a bill that’s written to become law. This is a bill being used for political purposes. It’s like all those GOP Obamacare repeal bills, but benevolent.

Also, she’s Mormon, which explains the rest of it.