In the spirit of fairness, let’s remember this is Cosmo Australia. Do they know about shade down there?

I AM A GOD WARRIOR

All cosmetic commercials are a lie. Wrinkle cream? Botox. Mascara? False eyelashes. Volumizing hairspray? Extensions. Foundation (and also everything else)? Digital retouching.

One of my best friends has a share on Fire Island, so I’ve been out there every year for the past 4 years, and it seriously makes me feel so bad about my body. I’m never confident in a bikini anyway, but I only bring one pieces to Fire Island and still feel chubby.

I don’t know what Her Majesty wears, but Kate Middleton wore Ballet Slippers on her wedding day.

Seriously. She has a professional stylist and makeup artist and hairstylist at her disposal for public events, yet she routinely goes on red carpets looking like this. I truly don’t understand.

I also don’t understand what’s wrong with Emma Watson’s tweet or the Morton Salt tweet.

“Devoid of policy”

Also thrice-married with 5 kids from those various marriages.

This, to me, is the biggest factor. Soooo many couldn’t bring themselves to vote for Hillary not because they thought she was unqualified or because they disagreed with her policies, but because they didn’t like her and didn’t trust her. Hillary has been the subject of a smear campaign by the right for more than 2…

Exactly. There’s already garlic in regular hummus, but I like to kick the garlic up another notch. When I make my own, I like to roast the garlic first. Sooooo good.

This is my favorite comment so far. Enjoy your day!

I also have no red, but I did get red highlights in my hair today, so I’m counting it. And I wore the one pair of red underwear I own. (I’m in Australia, so my Day Without A Woman has already happened.)

The Coast Guard has operations in the Great Lakes.

This is an awfully convenient position for someone to take when his campaign donors paid for his iPhone. http://www.thefader.com/2017/03/07/jason-chaffetz-iphone-healthcare-interview-internet-reaction

1. He grew up in South Shore until high school.

I just think about “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” Kanye and wonder where it all went wrong. :-(

Are you sure that community isn’t called Eagleton?

I’m about to turn 30 in a couple months, and am suddenly very aware of all the sunscreen I haven’t been wearing up until this point. Oops.

Who knows. I’m pretty sure I got banned by Kara for disagreeing with her statement during the Oscars that white people can’t write jazz music.