Sometimes I think I’m the only millennial who uses proper capitalization and punctuation in texts. Sorry not sorry for my pedantic ways.

Those drones were soooo cool. It looked like special effects, but it wasn’t!

I also went grocery shopping between the Schuyler Sisters and Gaga. So productive, and I still got to see the best parts!

That would be fucking amazing. Do any of the former West Wing cast members have a movie coming out soon or something so they can host? I would love to see Josh Lyman in the Trump White House.

The wigs and vests are the best.

That headpiece was EVERYTHING. But the long program costume was unfortunate. That maribou scrunchie? Girl, no.

Jesus Christ...

bahaha That was my favorite part, too.

LOL OK

KATYA WAS ROBBED

Love Naomi so much. I will never have legs that long or be that skinny. Sigh.

Not entirely quenched, but substantially. She is MUCH more chill than she was 5 years ago.

1. “Love on Top” is one of those songs that blew my mind the first time I heard it. All those key changes? GURL.

It gives new meaning to the line that precedes that one: “I’m so crown.”

THANK YOU REPRESENTATIVE MURPHY

Well, not STILL. Even if he’d survived, he would’ve been dead long ago. Unless some people think he’s immortal...

Pretty much. Don’t you feel so protected?

GILLIBRAND 2020

It’s a sex revelation party. We already have a noun for “reveal,” damn it! #pedantalert

Monthly? So many of my friends post that shit every. goddamn. week.