@hwilam: It doesn't explain my love for Madonna's Evita which I saw when I was 24.

@DarthChimay: Remember when Peter Griffin predicted the ending to Wild Hogs?

I get it. If your spouse leaves his socks on the floor and you get mad and yell, he's going to try not to do it in the future. So, the next day, he drops his socks on the floor—but this time, you try to be "nice" and not a dick about it.

I'm 100% with the ACLU on this one. I may have to cut them a check.

Ha! I just put this on my mom's FB page. My dad's bald as a billiard.

My father jokes that, "Men need keepers." I agree that some men are like that. For all the reasons above, they let their wives be the social director, the maid, the cook, and the sex worker.

But will she be sassy and say "girl" a lot?

This will end well.

This story brought tears to my eyes. I learned in Abnormal Psych that there are people—primarily women—who will go to hospitals and kidnap children and try to pass them off as their own. I'm so glad this woman found her real parents! Imagine being reared by a crazy person. How pissed I'd be!

I'm drawn and not drawn to this. I loved Barbies from the age of 3 to the age of 12. Loved!

@BearDownCBears: True. I lost my virginity to my first boyfriend (Mexican) and have dated a couple black guys. But my heart ultimately belongs to mewling, pale boys.

@TheyCallMeSwamper: I hope you're related to that person, cuz I'd hope anyone else you would have run screaming from years ago!

@bitchyolympian: That's when you start making noncommittal "noises." "Oh really?" "You don't say?" You stop bringing anything up and just nod and smile.

@candleflame: I replied to your other post. Yeah, don't you hate it when you're the only person who can see the emperor's got no clothes?!

When I was a kid, I was the same age as the daughter of my dad's boss. So, I grew up friends with Sally.

@katieupsidedown: LOL!! My dad's the same (Republican) but my mom is no longer the little happy housewife she was in 1965. She's now a rabid California liberal! Poor them.

@sympathyforthebasementcat: Do you find yourself taking two steps forward but three steps back?

I'm an east-coast liberal type and dated a blue-collar guy from Long Island. It was great for awhile until he started talking about the conspiracy theories.

@kennypowersinmexico: Well, it ain't 1950 anymore. Everyone's online. It's a new era.