This really pisses me off. What an idiot. I bet if you saw her face it would read "smug."

@hortense: I didn't know there were so many Emersonian Jezzies! This is exciting! (I graduated '04.)

@hortense: HAHA I would've been in the "LB" for that madness but luckily I was off in Holland at the Kasteel Well program. Studying abr..oh let's not kid ourselves studying was the last thing I was doing.

OMG SO EXCITED FOR THIS

@vanishingirl: Um a big HELLZ NO to Bloomberg from this Brooklynite. #1 He's a billionaire, that's reason enough for me.

Seriously just A BIG EW TO THAT. He is just nast!

Y'all Jenna Fischer very recently had a serious back injury. It's a little early to criticize her posture, methinks.

@braak: I don't know. My best friend is Jewish and I've witnessed her eat this montrosity of a sandwich.

Grenier always looks like his balls smell. Musky he is.

I'm sorry if this is judgey, but couldn't she have worn anything else other than that grubby sweatshirt??

@sirsnarksalot: Here here. I don't fully understand the rampant hate, I think it has to do with something else that has nothing to do with her. (don't kill me!)

I hate myself in pictures too. That may be why I was so secretly obsessed with taking pics of myself in hopes that I could get a good one! @SarahMC:

@SinisterRouge: Well I know I'm an asshole and I agree with what you're saying.

Funny story: One time my dad looked at my digital camera only to find a bunch of pictures I took of myself "vogueing" and said "Jeez, kids these days are so narcissistic."

@MissSamAdams: I have a Tumblr!!

@blackbirdfly: Seriously????

@goodcheapfun: EXACTLY what I was gonna say. Looks like glycolic acid to me.

AHHHH she's back to Long Island/NJ goomah metallics/legging combo!!!

whatever, this is one my favorite colors and I think it looks fine on her. any diversion from her LI-bred palette (black, black, metallics, etc.) is fine with me.

Yeah, she looks to be suffering from a bad case of Paris Hilton ass goiter.