@paintedlady: NO I LOVE THOSE PANTS. I have a pair from last season. BEST PANTS EVER. Make your ass look great and my BF loves them.

Oh Oh! Remember knee high stockins ala Clueless?

@bellethellama: Ugh I went through a Juicy jumpsuit phase too. My junior year in college my best friend and I had a uniform: Juicy hoodie, those awful Diesel jeans with no waistband and no butt pockets, and super straight greasy-ass hair.

@leMaldeTete: I wore a "satin" scarf as a top which was first for a Halloween outfit in college (Euro trash) than morphed into my "going out top."

@mocena: Yes my very first boyfriend in HS bought me a very similar Express outfit for Christmas: a silver velvet long skirt with a matching black tank top and silver jewelry to match. I think he spent like an hour in their deliberating over it.

Also, did anyone else go through a phase of at least five years where Express was like the epitome of fashion forwardness??

@KitWisdom: Ack I wore those to death! Had them in brown, black, purple, red....

@Leiakat: Um yes. I also succumbed to the terrible no-waisted jean trend made popular my Ms. Mariah. I actually cut the waist off a pair of Express jeans. Luckily they were so damn low I couldn't wear them without flashing cootch.

@SinisterRouge: Yes! Black nylon/poly blend pants usually tight with no pockets. We referred to them as "sex pants."

I got through bad color phases. Ages 15-17 was periwinkle everything. I also got my mom to buy me one of those awful overpriced North Face fleece/anorak combo in the color, which made me look like Grimace. (I actually wore this ensemble travelling abroad in Italy!) Can't stand the color now.

That woman is just as bad as that Christian hypocrite Tricia on the Real World. She also has this porn-star face going on.

I own leggings and I enjoy wearing them but ONLY within the confines of my apartment and to and from the gym. I think that's acceptable.

@hamburgerhotdog: I don't know if it's your bag but Delia's and Urban Outfitters has TONS of lumberjack plaid lately.

@SinisterRouge: She probably thinks that a $500 sweater is a "cheap" buy.

Boo. She's wearing that $500 Alexander Wang cardi I've been coveting.

A woman at work JUST called me "Holly." I get that all the time too. Hate it.

@Mando323: Is it short for Mandana?

My derelict boyfriend told me that Molly is also street slang for pure ecstacy.

@molecule: WHOA WHOA. I thought that was only ME. WIERD!

@RayBay: So true about bratty Jessica's. Growing up my neighbor was a spoiled Jewish American Princess named Jessica.