I found a link to a website that offers basic advice on caring for a baby bat that wanders into your house!

I got nostalgic and googled for that.

Why would Ariel Winter need a PA? To help take her bikini Instagrams?

Everything about this article, with the exception of those shitty stickers, is

I have a really good friend, who owns a spa and is all about this natural healing, energies, detoxing, etc.

So many people are talking about Courtney Cox I thought I would chime in. She overdid it with fillers and Botox/Dysport. That said, every woman who injects their lips trying to get voluptuous lips is missing the mark, unless they are teenagers.

She looks so good! I find that fillers and surgery don’t make you look younger at all - they just give you a specific “done” look which means you could be anywhere between 45 and 65 even if you are 35. The only thing I’d get done is an eye lift like Clooney

Of course he doesn’t have to attend a battery prevention program. He’s a wealthy male, so whomever he decides to beat up becomes his own business, not the State of California’s. Welcome to the Dream Factory, young ladies!

Cougartown was an awesome shoe with a terrible name, and I really loved Courtney on it!

Really no point in him attending domestic violence prevention classes. The point where he could have been prevented from committing DV has long since passed.

Or a trip to the bottom of the ocean. Or have to smell, sort, and fold all of Mama June’s old underwear. Or just disappear for-fucking-ever. So sick of seeing or hearing about this waste of nerve endings and bones.

Chris Brown needs to go to Mars or at least some prison time.

The coke is strong with this one.

This is Courtney after she left her fillers dissolve and before. She looks freakin FAB!!! I hope this discourages others from overdoing it. They seriously make people look so much older. And she is such a natural beauty!!! I’ve always rooted for her to have a better career.

Someone get Bella Thorne an IV with a bag of lactated Ringer’s, because she’s THIRSTY.