I’m predicting the showdown being between Going to Bed Early and Everything is Free, because those are literally the two stages of life

I don’t really recall being forced to read anything for school. Maybe some textbooks, but I was always happy to read whatever.

I love IKEA. It’s like a themepark of scented candles and throwpillows and glasses I can actually afford, PLUS meatballs.

Calling Going To Bed Early winning it all because going to bed at 9 pm is essentially heroin for me.

Ok... The four of you that picked Jake Tapper being hit over getting a raise... Who hurt you?

Vacations last way longer than mouth stuff, and wouldn’t that also include GIVING mouthstuff and receiving bad mouthstuff? I’d rather go to Cabo for a 3-day weekend.

I’m a borderline alcoholic, so...

Who would give up mouth stuff for a (short!) vacation?! (answer: everyone who’s voted so far but me). Are you guys for serious?

Seems like you have a lot of feelings about this too.

I’m sorry that tweet is hilarious.

The shade. It’s just kneecapping me.

Shade??

(done in Kerrigan’s tearful voice)

I don’t say this often, but

Yeah. It’s easy for us as younger people who maybe didn’t grow up with Bill Cosby to focus entirely on these awful things he’s done. And Dave is obviously acknowledging that, but I get how it could cause a little bit of existential pain for someone like him, the kind that might lead him to say some shit that while…

How mature and brave of you. Does your arm get tired from patting yourself on the back for such heroism? I deplore the president but his saying “give him a chance” is not an admission of support. By no means deplorable enough to never listen to a historically great comic again.

I watched Spin last night, and Rich is leaving out a key part of the Cosby commentary - that being it was a callback to a joke done earlier in the show concerning a superhero who resorts to rape to maximize his “powers,” setting up a moral conundrum of “he rapes, but he saves lives.”

This wasn’t Andrew Dice Clay…

Let’s just remember that he has a valuable legacy that I can’t just throw away. I remember that he’s the first black man to ever win an Emmy in television. I also remember that he’s the first guy to make a cartoon with black characters where their lips and noses were drawn proportionately. I remember that he had a…