I could not stop laughing when the chick in the shark costume starting making dolphin noises in the pool. I was also incredibly high, but it was definitely a highlight of the episode.

I just began Leah Remini’s Troublemaker book yesterday. I absolutely love her!

Woodsy Elegance. I CANNOT.

Same, that dress was breathtaking.

So basically Shay got sober and realized he married a monster?

Even though we didn’t learn anything new in last night’s episode - any time I think about Scientology in any sense I get chills down my spine. It terrifies me.

SAME. Can’t wait to catch up on last night’s episode.

Yup, this 100%/

Fuck Jax.

He’s dating Jhene? I thought she had just recently gotten married.

I wish she did an album of all pop ballads, ala Speechless.

One of my favorite performances of her is when she does the mash up with Elton Jon with Speechless and Come What May.

Has anyone actually listened to Joanne in full yet? I probably will later but stopped 30 seconds during the first song.

I wish she had more songs like Speechless. It’s my fav Gaga song.

I actually work very close to the lot of John Wayne Gacy’s house, and am wondering if that’s where you were?! It’s about a 5-7 minute drive from O’Hare. I remember my coworker showing me the lot and was freaked the fuck out. My dad actually had a real life experience meeting Gacy. My dad was picked up by him when he…

I can’t handle reading this today.

Fully admit I watch The Bachelor, but I couldn’t get through the first 15 minutes of this show. They are so incredibly boring.

That is my favorite podcast! I love Anna Faris.

My dream is to dance around with her in that cube. Blunts included.

I just skip the placebo weeks on the pill. I really don’t like the idea of having an IUD or any implant in my body. I feel like I’m the only person who feels that way.

Oh God watching Lauren B & Ben kiss made me cringe. It was so awkward and such a boring date. Plus you can tell that he is really interested in Jubilee. Watching him console her and validate his feelings for her again in front of Amber was epic.

I’m so rooting for Jubilee on this season and lost so much of the little respect I had for Amber. It’s hard for me to believe she couldn’t understand why Jubilee wouldn’t want to walk with her so that a bunch of women could attack her character. Also the comments she made about Oliva (who I can’t stand anyway) was…

Lace is all sorts of crazy but already I cannot stand Olivia. I also can’t believe she is 23 because she looks like she’s 30. Maybe it’s the haircut.