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Unfortunately I’m drowning in student loans :(

LOL silly girl. Have you considered having a dad? But, like, the good kind. Not one like mine who, if I asked him to give me a down payment, would laugh, throw $1 in my direction, and tell me not to spend it all in one place.

... my guess is they have folks there who know how to handle a pool as their profession much more so than jim-bob “I own a fucking pool” commenter on gawker. While Im sure the f-ups are going to be strong at Rio - checking PH and putting tabs in a pool is probably something... I dont know... perhaps they’ve done once…

Third Eye Woke.

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

Third eye open, well done.

It also means the person is using their personal Twitter and government Twitter from the same device. Someone’s getting fired.

Twitter is a social media app whose purpose is to disrupt the employment of its users.

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

What did I just read???

If only we had more awareness about guns in America

Even if she was in contempt, I believe there are proper legal procedures to be followed instead of treating her like a child and making her sit in a corner?

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But the kid in the background is the best part!

Don’t worry, the next generation of Trumps will be much kinder and gentler, “compassionate Conservatives” if you will. Ignore the kid in the background.

It is now. Thank you, Cher-whisperer.

Donald Trump’s son is a tree?

WHY DID HE HAVE TO CUT OFF THE ELEPHANT’S TAIL??? I’M TRYING NOT TO CRY AT MY DESK RIGHT NOW!

OMFG THAT FUCKING KARDASHIAN VIDEO. I don’t even watch that shit, but she fucking dragged them for filth and I love it. Calling out Kim for her marriage to Kris! Yasssss! Get her! Mwahahaa. Happy fucking Friday!