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Unfortunately I’m drowning in student loans :(

LOL silly girl. Have you considered having a dad? But, like, the good kind. Not one like mine who, if I asked him to give me a down payment, would laugh, throw $1 in my direction, and tell me not to spend it all in one place.

Third Eye Woke.

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

Third eye open, well done.

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

What did I just read???

Even if she was in contempt, I believe there are proper legal procedures to be followed instead of treating her like a child and making her sit in a corner?

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But the kid in the background is the best part!

Don’t worry, the next generation of Trumps will be much kinder and gentler, “compassionate Conservatives” if you will. Ignore the kid in the background.

Kris is smarter than all of her kids combined.

Kris is FIRE. I loved that. Even though she’s a momager puppet master to the extreme, she does SO MUCH for her kids, especially the girls. I can’t believe they’d assume she’d just drop her son. That had to have been an orchestrated conflict by the producers, right? Like they really couldn’t look in the mirror before…

I love Kris... but sadly am age appropriate for her, so my love for the Bitch-Goddess will go unrequited (also, I am poor)

It is now. Thank you, Cher-whisperer.

Donald Trump’s son is a tree?

WHY DID HE HAVE TO CUT OFF THE ELEPHANT’S TAIL??? I’M TRYING NOT TO CRY AT MY DESK RIGHT NOW!

Kris telling Kim, “You were married for 72 days, that was like normal!” is the best thing I have heard all week.

OMFG THAT FUCKING KARDASHIAN VIDEO. I don’t even watch that shit, but she fucking dragged them for filth and I love it. Calling out Kim for her marriage to Kris! Yasssss! Get her! Mwahahaa. Happy fucking Friday!