My copay is way too high to treat the fucking seizure I just had.

That is SO true. I heard that ringtone a few weeks ago (yes, someone actually had it) and I couldn’t help but want to throw them in a fountain and get a stomach flu.

I’m seriously disturbed by how Elon’s eyes look in that photograph. I expect Al Pacino to appear and try to kill us all.

Things I want to know: Have Mady’s angst & behavioral issues been worked out? On the show I always felt a little connection to her because I was very similar as a kid. I was highly emotional & anxious. She seemed that way. I also wonder about Colin. I read that he is at a special school to help him. Say what you want…

So it’s just called American but it isn’t connected. Yea, I could have googled. But I like the responses that come from my question...

Is this an outlet of the DC campus where American students go there for a semester..... or are the students Afghani for the most part?

Ok. This is one of those things that you think about the rest of your life while denying yourself any kind of happiness. I mean.... no way would I want anything about me in the paper if something that terrible happened to me. I’d always think about if the mom would read it and hate me for getting married, etc. etc.…

That shit don’t fly in NYC.

I think she got 400K cash.

Brendan, it’s nice to see a familiar face. But yea, the kid does deserve it. I wasn’t aggravated until the part about “making something out of nothing...” Also, Gothamist did this a few days ago, but you’ve all had a bad few days. XOXOXOXOX. I will now turn my full attention to Jez, since the first love of my life has…

In my experience the ladies who are young (pre-wrinkley) who do these things don’t really look at themselves the way other people do. What made you do it?

She refiled for divorce recently. She makes decisions for him because it’s a codependent situation. She feels like if she doesn’t then he will surely die. He probably will die. She’s in a horrible situation that honestly I wouldn’t wish on anyone. But at the end of the day she needs to figure out what she’s getting…

Except for her post mini-stroke one eye closing more thing... yep she looks good.

Are you the best judge of your own lips?

Kim’s one eye closing more face (which no one ever notices) takes her down a notch from perfect symmetry. You’ll never be perfect Kim! Dill with it.

Well, leave it to me to have my first Deadspin comment be on an ad. I’ve hopped over from Gawker. But I don’t like sports that much. I do, however, like drama and hot guys - I’ve enjoyed the Olympics(?) I don’t know what I’ll be contributing over here. Sigh. Gray.

So my friend was caught up in this. He says that none of the stories out there can accurately portray how the NYPD acted - like a paramilitary group.

Wait what??? Jezebel? The hell???!!!!!

I can’t figure out if the person tweeting is a fan of CNN or not? Someone help.

If this all turns out to be some stupid art project commentary on fame then Fuck Them All.