Oh, the best was when a last minute ad would come in after the deadline and after everything was mapped and then... guess what? Someone had to chop up a story. Hideous. And the magazine was pretty reliant on photos (because of the subject it covered)... so usually a gorgeous photo would be cut. Sigh. I miss that place…

Totally! The book was always cut up by these terrible tiny ads that had to fit somewhere. I mean it would be like one full page, then 3 pages in the back of the book that were single columns. It was a mess.

Bull fucking shit. Does he pepper spray every truck that goes by too? What a complete lie.

I worked at a niche magazine that I absolutely loved for ten years. It was one of the only things in my life that I actually subscribed to before I worked there. Anytime there was a “self-help” or “how to” column we were told to interview advertisers only. Any product page (think our favorite red whatevers this…

There is no universe in the multiverse where anyone like Renee Z’s new face would not be with Colin Firth, the most wonderful man alive.

Meh. I sort of don’t like it when I can smell the person next to me. I like how I smell and how someone I’m into smells... but random people, even if your perfume is one of the few ones I think is lovely, I feel like if I can smell if anywhere over two feet from you then it’s too much. That said, I’m a regular old…

Then you go to court and show a significant chance in your circumstances.

Not a terrible person. Knock it off.

Disagree. The writer made choices, hence where he is.

Sorry, agree with him. You do what you have to do once you have kids. Everyone has dreams. Boo hoo.

Jesus Christ what is the word count on this? Also, I’ve worked as a freelance writer and I also was a ticket taker, worked retail, babysat and did other things to make a living wage. It sucked and I resented it and I didn’t understand why I couldn’t make ends meet just writing. Some people can, others can’t. But dude,…

Yea it’s on Netflix. It’s called Dolphin - Spy in the Pod

One did in this doc:

The tech love is totally part of the film too. Like yea yea yea you made a fake squid. They know it’s fake. Just send an unmanned camera. But there is a part about spinner dolphins that is super cool. It sort of explains a little about why they “spin.” And the ones that spin really well do like a billion rotations.…

It is! But the weird thing about it is they have footage of the spy cameras. So are the spy cameras being spied on? It was interesting.

The kids can watch documentaries. Like that dolphin one shot with hidden cameras in which we learn that male dolphins give female dolphins bouquets of sea grass! True story!

My first thought was that Kanye’s spawn (it took me a second to remember North’s name) looks like she’s just had her wisdom teeth out. Also, like a little bitch.

I have IBS. I know that 30 minutes after eating there could be an incident. So I plan my dates (in my mind, at least) around it. It helps to eat really slowly and avoid things I *know* for sure could cause it (like paprika or dairy or eating a lot)... it’s tragic! But the second it’s over I’m totally fine.

And also, the guy was tasered and all he wanted to do was use the bathroom. I’m surprised he didn’t poo during the tasering - which I’m sure was 10000% necessary.

Maybe it’s on Jezebel because everyone, male & female shits. And everyone (I think) has been in a situation where they NEED to get to a bathroom ASAP. And unfortunately some of us (women, included) haven’t made it. So it sucks and it is a universal thing and as a woman I can sympathize with this *gasp* man who was in…