Don’t be a bigot.

Soon hundreds of women will be claiming Fats Domino groped them.

You might find only negative people will have anything to do with you. What then?

This is all becoming less and less scandalous and more and more ludicrous.

The exams were doubtless an attempt to find the riot.

Apparently they don’t realize that the major media don’t represent the majority of Americans — or even understand them.

One of the best jobs I ever had was on a survey crew for the Dallas Engineering Department. Mostly outside but hardly stressful, looking at interesting and varied details of a large city.

Not as much.

They can also afford better lawyers and are likely to accumulate much wealth over a lifetime.

It’s all about money.

All that’s needed is a simple regulation specifying the kids be assisted and defining the penalty for not doing so.

Better buy your favorite movies now before this reaches such proportions that they’re all censored and forbidden to sell because of the people involved in making them.

Changing the course of evolution? In “Dog Sense” John Bradshaw notes that people usually choose as pets the dogs that get along best with people and as responsible dog owners have them sterilized.

You know who the little bastards are. Beat their butts till they glow.

Yes, she got to do it with Sean Penn and YOU DIDN’T.

Anything that causes a genuine improvement rather than, like drugs, an illusion of it or a flesh and nerve consuming boost is good.

If you’re not a doctor, an investigator, or an undertaker why would you want to see them?

So we shouldn’t feed wild birds? We’re destroying nature and climate when we do that?

Well, see, he’s not such a bad guy: he’s not a racist.

Hopefully before my time is up I can look at the Moon and see city lights.