Indeed it is a ridiculous matter.

Belongs on the spine of an expensive fancy book.

Afraid of being idealized, pampered, and favored?

Thank goodness he realizes that crap doesn’t work on voters.

As a verb it should be written as a single word.

We need some changes. Be grateful for him.

I never watched “This Is Urp”. Not that I watch much TV. But this seemed like it would be a new “Thirtysomething”.

I guess he fell and hit his head while fishing.

Psychotic fantasies.

If they’re good people, why didn’t they apply at the border or, barring that, hire a lawyer to help them apply when they had money?

A bizarre female fear.

Give up alimony and the like and we’ll talk.

The day’s over when being a journalist or claiming to be one will get you out of trouble.

There’s no “plan to get rid of free contraceptives”. The plan is to cut taxes and quit forcing people who actually work to finance others’ random fucking.

What Beyonce smells like depends on what she’s been doing, but I’m sure it’s good.

A step toward being able to transplant the fetus to someone who wants it. Let’s hope it doesn’t take too long to get there.

If there’s a treaty that means the pipeline should be rerouted then the government should obey it.

Indeed. Maybe some day whites will even allow a black person to become president.

Maybe you should build a wall.

The law doesn’t stop people who want them from getting or making them. Get real.