At least it’s not Assassin’s Creed concept art.

They thought about making one for women, but it was just too hard. They’d have had to double the animations.

maybe that’ll be a stretch goal?

Nowhere near anyone who buys this.

Well, yeah, that’s the entire Gamergate platform in a nutshell.

I hope it gets localized in the west (specifically Europe, I mean), soon.

Really? How much does it cost to make a pachinko machine?

In a world, where a gamer guy has a healthy relationship with a woman, and his sister, three people will embark on an epic journey of playing dress-up.

Muahahaha! You have uncovered Nintendo’s evil plot to make money by selling their own products! Muahahaha!

Wow that was a dumb statement

i dont think console racists exist, but if they did, you sound like one, jesus take some deep breaths man

Ah, that definitely means Jar Jar is Kylo Ren then.

Or is it just (space) fantasy?

‘What will your order be today?’

In order to ensure authenticity, stones blocks are carefully chiseled out of large boulders, and set out to naturally erode over several years, allowing the developers to take an excruciating amount of time to stare at them and ponder the longevity of the average gamer who has been waiting for this fucking title.

If you want to make things difficult for pedophiles, yes. You can click “send friend request” for any old stranger, but the only people whose friend codes you will know are people who you already have a way of talking to somehow. If a pedophile comes into your child’s life it probably won’t be through a Nintendo…

God, I hope you get to kill Navarre again.

Preeeetty sure that’s racist.

I just masturbated to your post.