When I saw the headline I thought the column would be three letters long...

Every #12 jersey wearing moron in Seattle thinks the answer is, "Because we clap and yell real good".

One doesn't simply drive a Saab into Mordor...

Note there's no game to it. All you can do is fly around taking it all in. But even that's a blast.

There's the article.

Could be a glitch. Could be a feature. You know, like speed holes.

Not as creepy as this...

What about this?

"I'm pretty tired...think I'm gonna go home now."

3 years is a long time ... long long time

Now he'll never have to feel alone!

the first thing that came to mind...

Daaaaammmmmnnnn those ladies are fiiiiiiiiiined!

Wait. My ex-wife also has two rings, and she's the biggest bitch of them all!

There appears to be a lot of sleepers in this year's draft.

The flipside of being a "thug" is being a "class act".

Not the best shop ever, but it'll do.