Boas and pythons do not have fangs like a cobra, they have grasping teeth to hold on to the prey as they squeeze it, and to help move it down for swallowing. So no, you can't do such a horribly cruel thing, I imagine it would starve to death.

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new…

LOOOVE! I also love when companies allow people to post pics of themselves in the clothes. Rent the Runway and ModCloth both do it.

The female florida equivalent of Ricky and Julian.

I will bet right now that the winner will be a design by Pnina Tornai.

I know there's a "happy ending" to all this, but this made me very sad:

I'm a woman and I've been raped you dirty fucking cunt. Do not wield the dead as a means of legitimizing a shit comment and DO NOT presume to know a motherfucking thing about me.

That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

"They don't say rape is bad!"

They don't have to, you idiot. Everyone knows rape is bad.

"They're cheering it on!"

I assume you've read the byline as "The crisis in higher education: not enough rape."

Now THAT's trolling.

Of course they took it away from her, but the last straw was that she refused to talk about purity and abstinence. She said she wasn't interested in their private parts, she was interested in building a strong community of young people focused on developing a connection to god. Imagine that... I love my mom.

I'm not actually against homeschooling per se, but the "homeschool community" part where all the homeschoolers get together for picnics, prom, etc. just gets really weird really fast. It's too insular and cult-like, and there's always an unhealthy dose of biblical patriarchy.

My mom was the youth group coordinator at our church when I was a teenager. Some of the kids in the group sang at the mass and one of them, who had a different sense of style, wore long black gloves. There was a big meeting held with the parish council and my mom and they said that they wanted my mom to do something…

This always happens to "developed" girls. Which is awful, in that the way your body exists is not necessarily within one's control.

Her boyfriend is black.

The comments on the gawker article are gross... also the only way you should be allowed to home school is if you have the same education a teacher needs to have. (Here in Ontario that is a bachelors degree and a B.Ed.)

That's a very helpful list of "tips"! No one has ever thought of those before! Convenient that you're ignoring all the things that discourage people from doing them. I'm not saying putting a list on a bathroom door is the answer, but simply telling people who have been assaulted to do x, y, and z without addressing…

I'm pretty sure if they'd kidnapped 300 little boys and then announced their plans to sell them into sexual slavery, the world would care.

So what you're saying is... not all shit like this?

It's The Angry Beaver. It's near Greenwood and 85th. If you show up for Candiens game tomorrow, I'm sure all those things can happen.

We had a fry daddy in college and this is exactly what happened. After 10 days our digestive systems were a wreck. I'm still half convinced it's how my roommate ended up with Ulcerative Colitis

It aint a real beaver tail. Just deep-fried cinnamon sugary goodness.