THIS IS NOT A FRENCH MANICURE

Yes! I have a theory that Jen just always poses with one hand on her stomach these days, just to fuck with the tabloids.

Well, I googled it and nothing came up, so I can only assume he made it up and is trying to get it to catch on.

I love making replicas of real-life or fictional places on the Sims (3). When my parents were deciding how to renovate our house I made a mock-up on the Sims on how I thought they could lay out the rooms, all fully decorated, and they actually followed my ideas pretty closely, which was great.

With all due respect, the best movie of Queen Bette is arguably The First Wives Club. Good day. walks off poshly

Actually in Ontario for the past several years it is illegal for anyone 21 and under to have a blood alcohol level while driving, regardless of the fact that it is legal to drink at 19. So it wouldn't have mattered where he did it.

I have a confession about Animal Shows: my favorite one in recent memory is Fatal Attractions. While I'm not a violent person, and usually eschew "animal attack" footage of any kind, I found myself really drawn to the poetic justice of it all. Turtleman, gator boys, etc sell the idea that we can control animals and…

Katy Perry Thinks Nothing, Says Things Though

People who do this (intentionally) are the WORST. Blowing pot smoke in your dog's face (or even worse, feeding them THC-laced food) is not funny. And yet, some shitstain inevitably thinks it's some kind of HILARIOUS JOKE. Ugh.

Jesus, imagine having less common sense than a guy named Scooter.

Actually, that's not true. Many loans offer what is considered a "death discharge" where (especially for a parent) when the sole borrower dies the loan can be discharged.
Also, another issue is that often times sallie Mae will go after spouses etc. when someone dies even if said spouse was not the cosignor depending on…

The apache tracker was a great character on the Welcome to Nightvale podcast because he was always accompanied by Cecil talking about what an embarrassment he is to the town. However, fans should never cosplay as him because you can't dress up like a "white guy who wears the huge and cartoonishly inaccurate Indian…

I just asked my vibrator if I was a "lonely fuck" and it said BUZZZZZZZZZZZ...

Also, "I'm not 'super hot' but I want women who are 'super hot'. I get mad when women also place importance on physical appearance."

Oh god. And his example is a model friend of his.

"I know the jewelry store's door was locked, and I know the alarm went off when I broke the window, and I heard it going off the entire time I was taking the jewelry, but I didn't think they were serious."

i think the key being your understanding that the store is perfectly ok with you taking said diamonds...so when you run out of the store and they are yelling "stop thief!" ... clearly that means "have a good day!"