An insider reports that Kim "went crazy on Kanye a few days ago when he opened a package of cookies in front of her." I don't think this is true because Kanye is too good for packaged cookies.
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Yeah, and there's nothing worse than standing up for what you believe in, AMIRITE.
And here I thought it stood for "Silent Bob"
I commented on one of those. Something to the effect of "Oh great, a new way to let your impressionable daughter know she's a piece of property! She "belongs" to her father until he decides to let someone pork her? Great way to let a young woman know her worth!"
This guy! It’s like he woke up one morning, probably sometime in his early teens, and was just like, “I’m going to make all the bad choices! Every one of ‘em! Let’s just see where it gets me!” And it got him a mayor-ship and a wife who inexplicably puts up with his bullshit.
The same people who share their pregnancy/delivery horror stories with first time pregnant moms. "Oh, you're pregnant? Let me tell you about the birth of my third child who was so large he resulted in a 4th degree peritoneum tear and gave me a fistula!"
I personally loved Jessica Williams calling out the "unique" spelling of Megyn Kelly's first name. Williams is an absolute treasure.
Totally this. The good news is, and I'm speaking from experience, once you hit middle-age, no one really gives a damn any more. When I was younger, people were constantly telling me to smile. Once I hit 50....no one even notices me. Which in this case is a good thing.
You're right. I don't give a fuck. But you're wrong about the asshole thing. That would be you.
I may or may not have while drunk argued "The problem is you wouldn't understand Khal Drogo, like I would".
I get that, and my complaint isn't with the article (or even the focus on the killer and the inevitably of random violence), it's with the "whelp, humanity is doomed, scum etc. etc." comments that this article spawned. I can't take the hypocrisy that the people who spend there time trolling internet articles and…
HOLY SHIT I WENT OUT WITH THIS GUY!!! He used to live in Oakland and was THE WORST. We went out four or five times. He's my favorite Horrible Dating Story. Here you go, Jezzies.
I worked for a major children's hospital in the UK that was associated with a notorious social services local authority. Because of my role, I was aware of the details of many difficult family situations, including those involving children on the child protection register and children taken into care. Sometimes there…
It sounds horrible, but it's also possibly untrue. If the order was made 15 months ago then it's odd to say the least that it doesn't show up in any of the CoP law reports. Also, the source of the story is one Christopher Booker who has a background of inaccurate reporting in family law by the simple expedient of not…
It's on its way:
NO PANTYLINERS EVER.
That's a fair point. I've used TP in a bind, but it doesn't stay in place very well. It's come out of my underwear and fallen out of my pant leg.
I think Forde's real reasoning is even more disgusting than you're giving him credit for; usually when I see someone talking about how attractive women are interested in someone who has been accused of rape the not-particularly-subtle subtext is "see he can get laid any time he wants so obviously the other woman is…
OK that does it. I have been considering adopting a dog for over a year, but since we only have space for a small dog, I have been wavering. I did not realize that there were so many little fellas in need of a home! Welcome to NYC, little dogs! One of you is going to come and live with me.