In related news, Texas Governor Rick Perry recently signed a law easing restrictions on purchasing miniature American flags.

Those anti-choice guys have a point - this is why you hear so much about those horrifying back alley gall bladder removals. Because we have access to so many doctors who are willing and able to safely remove gall bladders, it just makes anyone think they are qualified to remove gall bladders.

This article gives me the perfect chance to post this, a post from his blog in which he EXPLAINS WHAT RACISM IS. Obviously, it is pure gold. This is my favorite section:

This dude's recurring night terror:

Is anyone else thinking "stretched-out lovechild of Dave Grohl and a set of dentures"?

I'm sure Jenny McCarthy has loads of Native American followers!

I mean, of course Native Americans would love a person who glibly dismisses unnecessary exposure to fatal infectious diseases! And this time without the blankets!

I have one of her lipsticks and that shit does. not. come. off. It's amazing.

Seriously a godsend for weddings and neck tattoos at work. I don't have any but most of my friends have neck tatoos and I recommend her concealer all the time.

I've actually heard pretty positive things about her cosmetics line across the board. I know her eyeshadow palettes are really nicely put together, although I've not used them.

Her marker eyeliner is excellent, too.

Could not agree more, actually changed my life. Working on the night shift means a good concealer is key.

I'm a little upset that it's not mentioned that Jezebel also messed up in how this was addressed.

Well this took long enough.

Too bad they didn't give it a creative name! I 'd suggest calling it the John Bo(eh)ner, but it's pink not orange, and ew gross.

Brides are awful but I think the bridal parties are also growing in insanity. I'm dealing with a maid of honor right now for a friend's wedding who is HELLBENT on getting the bridal party to dress in slutty Marie Antoinette costumes for the Marie Antoinette themed bridal shower.

Yeah, Gretchen, you can tell us, we won't tell anyone.

You get a present from Army for that reference.

I dunno what is more concerning. The fact that he things everyone from south of Texas grew up on tacos...or the fact that he is literally asking her how to put ingredients in a taco. I mean, I know his IQ is probably like 65, but...it's a taco. Not a souffle.

Personally I applaud the House GOP for all the hard work they've done this week to ensure that Hilary Clinton will be our next president.