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Defiantly.

*punch*

yea except clinton is the actual crook, dishonesty in every glance

Agree.

I’d still rather go 0-60 in 3.9 seconds and hear it than 2.5 and not.

kfc is some chump ass shit where is the damn popeye’s

Because, if it were nine feet wide, it’d be an S-9.

“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

The last line here is the most applicable to this story. Unless a dog is attacking you, there’s never a justification to hitting it.

By fags you mean smokes, right? Here in the states a car full of booze and fags has a way different meaning. I would figure they’re going clubbing.

Lets do it!

did someone say Carlton Banks?

George said it best.

Feeling obligated to finish your plate

A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.

No, this is a Colt classic:

All those people in the post last night saying that this was making Brazil look bad were something else. Yeah, there are certainly issues with police in Brazil, but they’re smart enough to know that you don’t go after famous Americans unless you’re 99 percent sure you’ve got a case.

Pictured: IOC Spokesman