how about:

Man we just cant get rid of this motherfucker

Cunts.

Mclaren is beating Lamborghini at its own game: special editions

pfffft my vtec mo betta

Steps to remedy your problem:

1. go to gas station
2. purchase gas can and road flare
3. fill gas can with diesel
4. return to clapped out piece of german trash
5. douse POS with fuel, light & toss flare into car
6. smile with relief

GO AWAY FOREVER

someone has wayyyy too much time on their hands

man what do u even call that haircut?

ginger dingus bowl extraordinaire?

TLDR

In rio, toilet shit on you

fuck you im going to put a CVT in my manual CTS-V wagon bc i hate traffic

WHO GIVES A SHIT

well here’s another bit of useless tech that is sure to break and put a dent in your wallet

BRO THESE ARE LUKEWARM AT BEST, BRO

I had a fireman come to my school before

good catch... YIKES