@wjbean: Add that to the fact that people of Middle Eastern descent have a greater inclination to vernal keratoconjunctivitis and it's just a recipe for the blindness of Egyptians.

@dgkz0idberg: I was a god at GTA2 at 5. I was getting those teams with like yellow coats circling me.

@MrPistachio: At twelve...I would have been describing IRC, porn, religious debates, political debates, forums, aaand GFX.

@Randal T Scandal: Dihydrogen Monoxide*

I don't see the point of having words this long, the longest words should be 30 characters long, there's no point in having anything longer.

There's one thing that disgusts me here in the comments. How people try to justify themselves. How they keep thinking that Americans are inherently good or better than others for being born in America, how Afghan civilians don't matter as much as US soldiers. A life is a life. If anything, you should be grieving the…

@junior ghoul: Yeah, I know what you mean. Maybe I'm paranoid here but even online I try not to admit something that I wouldn't want to admit to someone in real life.

@junior ghoul: Oh trust me, I completely understand what you mean, I'm just saying that while by all means go ahead and do that, chances are you wouldn't want to admit that you do it. I do admire your sincerity about it though.

@junior ghoul: I don't think that's something you'd want to admit.

@Jackstick: I can take the credit if you'd like!

@FriedPeeps will kill for a CR-48: Reminds you of dial-up huh?

@Ioncloud9: I can tell you that by the age of 7, kids do in fact have libido.

@spectralveil: Honestly, I don't believe that because they are made in America they are any better. Expensive yes, better, no.

@arh213: I'm the same way (always late and born 2 weeks late as it happens). Except I still am not old enough to drive so part of it is out of my hand.

@Shamoononon: You're right. If you can somehow connect men getting turned on by flatulence to the Obama administration, I will reveal to you the conspiracy.

The main thing that brought him to kill himself, the rape, I haven't experienced that and I hope I'll never have to, but at the ripe age of 8, I had already known that same sensation of hating your parents for their acting such a way for believing in a religion or not being able to connect with people.

@Zinger314: ...so rape gets you off?

@hyperblackchi: Rule Number 34 sucks.

@Shamoononon: Coincidentally, most men are too.

@Emperor_was_a_jerk: It took me a bit to realize that the things I thought were shelves were actually floors so I sort of understand where you guys are coming from.