which also included a side of mansplaining NYPD officer, because of course:

women bleeding out of their wherevers, RT 4 awareness

Daughter of a New York Jets defensive end Mark Gastineau.

Well damn. From the headline, at first I thought Kelly Rowland was putting together a new girl group that she would be in, and I was like, “I CARE! I CARE! SHE IS AWESOMENESS PERSONIFIED! YEEEESSSSS!”

THIS IS LIKE WHEN RYAN COMPARED BLAKE LIVELY TO BEYONCE. SOMEBODY GO CHECK THE WATER AT THE REYNOLDS HOUSEHOLD BECAUSE THESE FOOLS ARE TRIPPIN.

STOP, Blake.

The thing is men are basic, so it’s probably someone like really insignificant. Like the coat check girl at 40/40 or something. Like a girl that’s doesn’t have anything going on.

Tigers roaming loose in the streets; leopards running wild at the news desk. What gives, Texas?

6 girls planned to beat the shit out of their classmate. This wasn’t a sad accident. This was murder.

i wonder how much budget issues played into this, like the school not being able to afford enough faculty the halls and bathrooms.

How much Kardashians is too much Kardashians?

Especially since the SNL actors currently killing it the hardest are all women!

I’m not saying that haircut makes it look like it’s her turn to bring the cookies to the next PTA meeting, but I'm also not saying it doesn’t.

The US does NOT have the better than average rate of female participation in elected office. The US doesn’t even make the top 10, so your argument is baseless.

If you need to emphasized you’re not a racist you might want to rethink what you’re doing.

MAYBE it is just because I am a cynical asshole and also a fat but the joke was that she is fat right?

Look Microsoft, having a “women in gaming” lunch is great! But you can’t use that as a sheild when you then make women incredibly uncomfortable in the spaces where a lot of networking connections are going to get made.

This is bizarrely fucked up and inappropriate no matter the industry. What in the....? Calendar check time. This can't be the 21st century.

7th Heaven is on the air. The Duggars are filming again. Roman Polanski continues to be venerated.

HI I’VE NEVER LOVED ANYTHING MORE THAN THIS BYE.